Heard any good jokes?

[Omaha Steve]

I have.

No idea what I can post that won't be controversial anymore.

How is the weather there?

OS

[daleanime]

1. You? Controversial?

Never.

Have a great night, it's time to go get some dinner.

[orpupilofnature57]

2. In Ancient Alexandria no fact went unchallenged, I don't even know why I bring it up .

[TexasTowelie]

3. Donald Trump.

[seveneyes]

4. We could try to be art critics

If we are not too critical as the snobs may take offense.

[Marie Marie]

5. Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney are always acceptable targets.

Beyond them, who knows anymore?

[Unrepentant Fenian]

10. Target???? Dick Cheney???? Now that's funny! Glad I'm not his hunting buddy!

[edbermac]

6. A duck walks into a drugstore...

The druggist asks "Can I help you?"

The duck says "Yes, I'd like to buy some Chapstick."

The druggist says "Will that be cash or charge?"

The duck says "No, just put it on my bill."

[FSogol]

7. Q. How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Hey, let's go ride bikes!

(Apologies in advance.)

[NuclearDem]

9. You're the worst.

[FSogol]

8. Q. How many dull people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. One.