Dear Donald.....
Dear Donald Trump: Please hire me to replace Stone. I promise you will go overnight from a loser who hates pretty women and puppies, to the only GOP candidate who can save the world from certain destruction! And turn the whole earth into a beautiful resort where everyone can enjoy Trump standards everywhere from the Hampton's to the slums of Calcutta! All you need to do is hire me for one-tenth of the amount of money you did not even know you had! (you first said you had 9 billion but you were not sure and then said 10 billion, therefore: 10-9=1 billion/10=100 million, a cheap price for a real winner and true business genius like Joe Otterbein!) If you hire me we will, working together, in your administration, post a Trump/Otterbein sign on the China Great Wall! Give me a call! I'll be waiting!
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