"My hair has its own micro-climate!" . . . Please come CAPTION The Donald!!!!

[skip fox]

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Donald ("My ego obscures everything I see&quot Trump: "What? . . . Is the Bible better than The Art of the Deal? . . . Well, yeah, . . . but all the votes aren't all in yet."

[Johonny]

1. The problem with Obama was that he was a superstar before he even did anything.

That's why I'm running for president. I'm a superstar that's done stuff. I've bankrupt airlines, had three wives, failed running a casino, built a golf course on land slowly falling into the ocean, and made less money with my inheritance than if I simply invested it all in the SP500. That's a track record of a superstar. When NBC called me up to star in a television show I didn't say hell no I'm a busy business man working 60hrs a week to grow my industry, I said hell yes. Why did I say yes. Because I'm a star. A superstar. The ratings prove me right. I can't remember where I was going with this but chances are you stopped listening four minutes ago so I'll conclude this message by calling a random opponent a loser. Today Rand Paul, you are a loser.

[skip fox]

2. Donald Trump is saying:

"What 'bragging'? . . . I prefer to think of it as calmly announcing the facts . . . as only a great man can."