Friday TOON Roundup 1 - Attention Seekers

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[Gothmog]

1. Thank you for the cartoons

[longship]

2. Cthulhu!

R&

[malthaussen]

5. Cthulu!

Gesundheit.

And now, a brief musical interlude:

(Sung to the tune of "Maria&quot

Cthulu, I've just heard a god named Cthulu
And suddenly I've found how horrible a sound can be.

Cthulu, I've just seen a god named Cthulu!
And suddenly I find that I've been stricken blind
And never shall I see again!

Cthulu, say it soft and it's almost like praying
Say it loud, and it's you he'll be slaying.

Cthulu, I'll never stop screaming Cthulu!

-- Mal

[valerief]

8. Love that one, too! nt

[WashingtonConsensus]

11. Have they lost Voldemort too? Maybe they could get a pardon for Hannibal Lecter?

Just think out loud here. Anybody tried bringing Emperor Ming back?

[Rhythm]

12. Another song for the occasion:

The Lair of Great Cthulhu

words © 1979 by Larry Press & David Geller
Tune: "Chattanooga Choo-Choo"

Pardon me boy -- is this the lair of Great Cthulhu?
In the City of Sli~me, / where it is night all the ti~me?
Bob Hope never went / along the Road to Great Cthulhu,
And Triple-A has no maps, / and all the Cho-chos lay traps.

You'll see an ancient sunken city / where the angles are wrong.
You'll see the fourth dimension / if you're there very long.
Come to the conventicle, / bring along your pentacle --
Otherwise you'll be dragged off / by a tentacle.

A mountain's in the middle / with a house on the peak;
A gnashin' and a thrashin' / and a clackin' of beak.
Your soul you will be lackin' / when you see that mighty kraken.
Oo-oo! Great Cthulu's / startin' to speak!

So come on aboard, / along the road to Great Cthulu.
Wendigos and dhols / will make Big Macs of our souls.
Under the sea, / down in the ancient City of R'llyeh,
In the lair of Great Cthulu, / they'll suck your soul away!

Great Cthulu, / Great Cthulu / suck your soul --
Great Cthulu, / Great Cthulu --
In the lair of Great Cthulu, / they'll suck your soul away!

[Obliggato saxaphone solo, ala Tex Beneke.]

In the lair of Great Cthulu, / they'll suck your soul away!
Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah / schlurp-schlurp!

- See more at: http://turoks.net/Cabana/LairOfGreatCthulhu.php#sthash.LiUei88Z.dpuf

[SteveG]

3. All toons

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027076660

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027076665

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027076668

[hedgehog]

4. thank- you

[sarge43]

6. First one. I love Danziger; he never takes prisoners.

Last one is a keeper, too.

[Hekate]

13. Danziger is usually my favorite too. I'm a long time fan. nt

[JackInGreen]

7. Actually Cthulu

will be running as an independent, as far as its concerned we're ALL illegal aliens.

[Tom_Foolery]

9. K & R. Thank you! n/t

[tblue37]

10. This one!