Move over Santorum. Bloom County points out someone else is also an anus-friendly word....

[LynneSin]

[WiffenPoof]

1. Perfect

I'm so glad he's back. Thanks for posting.

[n2doc]

2. The Thunder From Down Under n/t

[ChazInAz]

3. Hark!

The Trump of Doom!

[ProfessorPlum]

4. +1, was just thinking that too

[alphafemale]

5. Rump Trumpet. nt

[LuvNewcastle]

6. Trump/Santorum 2016

[JackInGreen]

7. So when I see em say

'Pump up trump' I should be readying Epsom salts and a gas mask.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

8. Hasn't anyone heard of the billionaire British mogol.....

....Ronald Fart?

[benld74]

9. BC is B-A-C-K !!!!!!!

[erronis]

12. The brits are great at this. I just recently read "trouser cough".

Of course every place has many ways such as "barking frogs".

Only real assholes say they don't fart, and if they do they don't stink.

[erronis]

16. A great and appropriate song for the G.O.P. Thanks!

[PatrickforO]

10. LOL, so a Trump/Santorum ticket would be a wet one.

[Warren DeMontague]

13. Campaign Slogan: "Smells Like Victory"

[krispos42]

33. Only if Santorum can come from behind

Oh, wait....

[lark]

15. Edit

"To LOUDLY break wind from the anus = trump

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

17. Trump's campaign doesn't need a rock band's theme song - he carries his own instrumentation

If he's nominated and brings his family up to the podium to celebrate and take a bow, he'll pull down his underpants, bend over, and fart in our face.

[muriel_volestrangler]

18. I didn't realise it wasn't in use in America

I assumed everyone had been laughing at Trump about it for years.

There's also, of course, 'trumpery':

Attractive articles of little value or use

Practices or beliefs that are superficially or visually appealing but have little real value or worth

Showy but worthless

Delusive or shallow

Origin

Late Middle English (denoting trickery): from Old French tromperie, from tromper 'deceive'.

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/trumpery

[LeftishBrit]

24. Also 'trumped-up charges' like Trump's suggestion that Obama was born in Kenya!

[LynneSin]

29. So that's a real thing then

oh wow!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

19. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n/t

[ananda]

20. Flatus Giganticus

..

[reflection]

21. Spinal Tap approves.

[SoapBox]

22. LOL

Excellent!

[LeftishBrit]

23. I have to admit that this meaning of 'trump' has always made it even less easy to take The Donald

seriously than I would have otherwise!

[jtuck004]

25. Or in his case, to break wind from either end. He's t alented like that. n/t

[marble falls]

26. I can't wait to figure out a way to exploit this little gem, maybe this'll inspire someone.......

Eine Kleine tRump Muzik:

[nolabear]

27. TRUMP/SANTORUM 2016!!!

[alterfurz]

28. "Brownback"...

...what happens when Santorum goes awry?

[libdem4life]

30. I heard it was "cutting the cheese"...must be an old one.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

31. Trump: "I make the best farts mankind has ever smelled. Women swoon over my farts.

Best sounding, most aromatic, most interesting, most charismatic farts. My riches extends to my farts. I'm have billions."

[LynneSin]

32. His farts have 'Made in China' stamped all over them

cheap foreign labor

[Hekate]

34. Bloom County kickety!