A thread that'll never die (O.K., you'll "win"/prove me wrong) : A monolog of TRUMP::

[UTUSN]

Last edited Thu Aug 27, 2015, 10:21 AM - Edit history (3)

But first, let's do *this* his DRUMPF history:
(from Wiki) Trump was born on June 14, 1946, in the borough of Queens in New York City. He is the fourth of five children born to Mary Anne (née MacLeod) and Fred Trump, who had married in 1936. His sister, Maryanne Trump Barry, is a former Senior United States Circuit Judge for the U.S. Court of Appeals.[20] Trump's mother was a Scottish immigrant, born on the Isle of Lewis, off the west coast of Scotland.[21] Trump's paternal grandparents were German immigrants;[22] Trump's grandfather, Friedrich [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: yellow"]Drumpf[/FONT], was a successful Klondike Gold Rush restaurateur who anglicized the family name.[23] After World War II and until the 1980s, Trump's father [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: yellow"]claimed[/FONT] the family was of [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: yellow"]Swedish rather than German origin[/FONT], because "he had a lot of Jewish tenants and it wasn't a good thing to be German in those days", a nephew told The New York Times.[24] In his 1987 book, The Art of the Deal, Donald Trump continued to claim Swedish heritage.

Here's what I'm getting at (ON EDIT: added "the" everywhere, as in "the women, the Latinos, the Blacks, etc. Or rather, "teh" ) :

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Everybody LOVES me. Teh women love me. Teh Latinos love me. Teh Chinese love me. Teh Blacks love me. I cherish teh women. My bodyguards love me. Jorge RAMOS loves me. Nevada loves me. Is "Nevada" Spanish?11 I'll get my people to research that. I've got teh best people doing whatever I want. They did my research on OBAMA's birth certificate. No, I don't want to discuss the results at this point. Later, when the time comes. How did my children turn out so normal?!1 *Are* they normal?!1 Of course, they are!1 Although, why would they support me?!1 They love me!1 Do they?!1 Of course they do, everybody loves me!1 I can build whatever. All teh illegal aliens are going to vote for me. So is Jorge RAMOS. Teh NBC loves me. Who am I leaving out?!1 Do I have a dog?!1 Who knows. Teh SCARBOROUGH and teh Mika love me like crazy. I love them, too. How about that BARNICLE, the plagiarist, who doesn't love him?!1 What's not to love about teh BARNICLE and teh SCARBOROUGH?!1 If anybody doesn't love them, they probably don't love teh ruby shoes either!1 No, strike that, Judy GARLAND was a loser!1 The biggest loser of all time!1 I would love teh OBAMA because he's a winner!1 But I won't say who I voted for when I voted, if I voted. Who's got bigger ratings than me?!1 Nobody, I tell you, NOBODY!1 That means I'm a winner!1 Just like teh O'REILLY who wins teh ratings!1 Jorge RAMOS gets *WHAT* ratings?!1 I'm going to have to rethink him!1

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[madokie]

1. tRump speak

sounds a lot like word salad sara

actually listen to him sometime and other than the voice there is a resemblance there.

[UTUSN]

2. Edited the o.p. to insert "teh" everywhere, as in "Teh women, teh Latinos, teh Blacks."

So far, he hasn't insulted "teh Gays".

[Betty Karlson]

3. He doesn't want teh gays to love him, because that's icky in Republican eyes.

He knows that, and he wants teh Republicans to love him.