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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsScientists Discover The Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Well, a creature they dub "The Flying Spaghetti Monster"
F*cking Strange Creature Discovered, Researchers Dub It The Flying Spaghetti Monster
There are some pretty crazy-looking animals out there. The best place to find them is either in my dating history or at the bottom of the sea (dont worry, theres no crossover). This particular animal came from the bottom of the sea and may just be the strangest creature alive. In what looks like some kind of weird experiment gone wrong, it was initially discovered by a team of BP engineers more than 4,300 foot below the surface of the ocean.
A group of researchers have decided to call it the Flying Spaghetti Monster after a creature which features in a mockery of religion called pastafarianism. A parody of Michelangelos The Creation of Adam features the Flying Spaghetti Monster in which he replaces God.
Daniel Jones from the National Oceanography Centre has since captured images of the Flying Spaghetti Monster who, yet again, is having a bad hair/tentacle day. Its fairly difficult to work out what this thing might be, but from the way it moves it certainly seems to be alive.
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Scientists Discover The Flying Spaghetti Monster! (Original Post)
MohRokTah
Aug 2015
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It sorta looks like a mad scientist's cross between an anemone and a jelly fish. eom
MohRokTah
Aug 2015
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PassingFair
(22,434 posts)1. False aquatic prophet!
No meatballs!
snooper2
(30,151 posts)2. Okay, I'm going to steal this and cross-post in religion group
You can actually SEE our god
MohRokTah
(15,429 posts)3. I wonder what happens hen you are physically touched by his noodly appendage?
Sometimes, noodly appendages of sea creatures can carry quite the wallop!
snooper2
(30,151 posts)4. If you aren't of a good heart I hear this happens to you
Fawke Em
(11,366 posts)5. Jelly fish attack?
I barely got touched by one when I was a teen and had a similar, but MUCH smaller, injury.
Scar took at least 10 years to finally fade - and it really was a lot smaller than that. About the size of a silver dollar.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)6. Shit, they went and woke up Baby C'thulhu.
Nothing good will come of this, guaranteed.
Fawke Em
(11,366 posts)7. BP engineers found this?
Wonder if some of their spills CREATED this...
MohRokTah
(15,429 posts)8. It sorta looks like a mad scientist's cross between an anemone and a jelly fish. eom
Gothmog
(145,321 posts)9. The FSM rules