"Who's your favorite tree?" . . . Please come CAPTION The Donald talking to a hair-do!!!

[skip fox]

Sarah ("I think my nails are dry&quot Palin just finished saying: "That's another thing about these wounded vets, they're always so humble."

Donald ("Did I tell you I was very, very rich?&quot Trump is saying: "In that manner they remind me of someone, Sarah, someone like you, and frankly like me as well."




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Above CAPTION based on a few sentences from the following clip posted on DU:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017289637

[tanyev]

1. "How dare the librul media ask you to name a Bible verse! That's personal!

By the way, I hope everyone buys a copy of my devotional book coming out in November!"

[skip fox]

2. In the Profoundest, Vegetable Mind-Match in History

Sarah ("Gotta tissue?) Palin just finished saying: "I think it's our intelligence we admire about each other, our deep thinking times after listening to the problem and each other very, very closely, right?"

Donald (Gotham City) Trump is saying: "What?"

[beac]

3. Republican Red Meat served with Wasilla Word Salad.

[Johonny]

4. Sarah, A lot of people, therefore, thus also think the White House is untruthful, also

Donald, That's a good point. I don't think they tell the truth. I know the truth. The truth is great. The best. The truth is for winners. Lies are for raping Mexicans with Kenyan birth certificates that interrupt my press fluffing. A lot of reports support me on this.

Sarah, What I like about you is you also get rid of all that political correctness police without sounding racist.

Donald, As said I'm not politically correct. I believe that not doing Asian impersonations to belittle Americans of Chinese decent is not going to solve problems in this country. Revoking their citizenship and deporting them to Borneo will.

Sarah, I am really inspired by your reading of the bible instead of a teleprompter.

Donald, That book is the best. I love both parts. It's like Star Wars and then Empire Strikes Back rolled into one book. That book is for winners.

Sarah, What I love is that your really crossing bridges on line to reach across the aisle to engage people not normally engaged in the theatre of politics. You appeal to white Tea party Republicans that see you as an inside outsider, white evangelicals that love the nude photos of your wife, white moderates that see you as not Ted Cruz, white poor Republicans that frankly we will use, and white rich people that give me money. How are you doing so great?

Donald, I try to be the best everyday. Frankly these people love me. I can't wait to expand my appeal to more white people.

Sarah, It has been great. What is next?

Donald, I'm going to make America great again. I mean greater than now. The greatest. The best. America is for winners. Not women on the rag.

Sarah, Thank you. Now go out there and make America greaterestness.

Donald, I have to tell you, Sarah, you’re a terrific person, You're really hot unlike Rosie O'donnell. I'd do you. I'd tape it , of course, and release it because we need to attract the Josh Duggar vote. He's the best.

[skip fox]

5. Geez

"press fluffing" (as n "fluffers"? Brilliant.

and "greaterestbess" is honed as well.

[skip fox]

6. Donald

Trump is thinking: I wonder what she'll want: . . . Secretary of State 'cause she can see Russia from her kitchen window, or Vice President because she's a glitzy drama-queen, like me. . . . Or maybe she'd like Secretary of Defense because she knows so much about guns and stuff like that? . . . It's a puzzler, it sure is! . . . I think I'll wait till she asks!"