"Except for my father, I'm a self-made man." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Me superficial? . . . Who ya kiddin'?&quot Trump is saying "Yeah, I get it. . . . I get it. You're not supposed to say anything bad about a woman. . . . I get it. . . . Especially not about her appearance. . . . Right. . . . But did you ever look closely at Carly Fiorina's face? . . . Geez! . . . Who be crazy enough to vote for that mug? . . . Her face looks like the cross between a dying horse and a pregnant guppy. . . . She's "a triple-bagger," if you know what I mean. . . . What kind of genes could do that to someone, is what I want to know. . . . But I'm not really criticizing her appearance"



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Above CAPTION based on the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-carly-fiorina_55f17d22e4b03784e2781531

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

1. Wait, what?

except for his father he's self made? So he's a hermaphroditic time traveler, and gave birth to himself?

[skip fox]

2. CAPTIONing at DU has traditionally been

a creative sport. . . . But, as here, we usually try to channel the essence of the person (here, his belief that hs is successfully directly as a result of his sagacity and nerve). Or sometimes we satirize our subjects by having them say something they would say if they thought they could get away with it. Or to have them say something in such a way that highlights their hypocrisy. Etc.

[Octafish]

3. ''When I got off the boat to this lousy town, all I had was a measely $54 million in my pocket.''

"What a country!" SNIFF.

[Warren DeMontague]

4. I cut my own hair.

[Johonny]

5. The devastating late fall temperatures in southern California can only be explained by immigration

The illegals carry this warm weather with them as they try to destroy our country. Some people call this global warming, some people call it climate change. Winners call it illegal weather. I will put an end to it, just like my father tried to put an end to cops illegally oppressing the KKK. If there is one thing we can all agree on its the KKK is great. Their winners. They help bring the community together under one white sheet wearing tent. I want the Republican party to be like that. No black, no white, no illegals, just naked people wearing sheets. No fat chicks in those sheets, sorry Rosie. Only there'd be holes on the top of the hoods so you can see the hair. My hairs great, greatest, best... a winner. Oh... and Rick Santorum today you're a loser.

[skip fox]

6. Donald Trump is saying:

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"Carly, are you listening? . . . I'm just joking. . . . Just fooling with you. . . . I don't mean a word of it. . . . But seriously, how can you stand to look in the mirror? . . . It must be like torture! . . . If I looked like that, I'd kill myself! . . . But I'm not going to rag on you appearance, rather . . . But serious, have you really looked closely. . . ."

[skip fox]

7. Donald Trump is saying:

"I take exception to that, Charles. . . . Listen. Trump University was a wonderful way to learn the greatest lessons of Capitalism up close and personal. . . . I can guarantee that everyone of our students learned that for profit institutions exist primarily to get the maximum benefit from the minimum effort and resources. . . I challenge you to find a single student who did learn this for him- or herself. . . . And I can guarantee as well that not a single student will ever forget that lesson. . . . That's a lot more than can be said for high-school French!"

[randome]

8. "I can see Sarah Palin from my porch."

"I wish I couldn't."
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