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Jade Helm.
Gee, how come none of those martial law fairy tales came true?
You don't suppose guys like Alex Jones are simply full of shit, do you?
Jade Helm to Quietly End
September 14, 2015 by Ed Brayton 46 Comments
Tuesday is the end of the infamous Jade Helm 15 military exercises, which came and went with barely a whimper other than the inane bleatings of a bunch of paranoid jackasses. Texas hasnt been taken over, the Walmarts of the Southwest have not been turned into FEMA concentration camps, Blue Bell ice cream trucks are not being used to transport the bodies of all the victims of the invasion. Gee, you mean all those people were full of shit like rational people said they were? Lets recount some of their bizarre, dystopic fantasies:
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/dispatches/2015/09/14/jade-helm-to-quietly-end/
underpants
(182,826 posts)*outpost checking in* *Jade Helm 15* *please reply*
We've had some IT and commo problems here at Mountain Garden 12.
Wanted to see if all went as planned.
Objectives met. We lost Jackson.
Awaiting further orders.
All other operations successful?
Were the "shackle trains" effective in moving their leadership?
Did the Walmart tunnels maintain structural integrity?
Translation issues with the People's Liberation Army worked out?
Hope all is well.
As always, your Comrade in arms.
Jamastiene
(38,187 posts)It was their vigilance in exposing the ebil gov'ment's nefarious, dastardly plot. That's what stopped the ebil gov'ment from invading. They were on the ball watching to make sure those sneaky feds didn't try anything funny. See?
Shandris
(3,447 posts)I'm disappointed in myself, I thought I was up to speed on the all the latest zaniness.
Rex
(65,616 posts)Those guns that the very same people predicted in his FIRST TERM he would grab up and horde all for himself! Nowadays they won't make eye contact with me, the bullshit level must have risen high enough that even they can see it.
Journeyman
(15,036 posts)You can't defeat these fools. They're impervious to reason.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)Repeat: the goose is ready to leave the nest.
Mission accomplished
Pope St. Dr. Axolotl Q. Bootmokus
Thor_MN
(11,843 posts)Shit.
Apologies to all Texans...
spanone
(135,844 posts)KatyMan
(4,195 posts)and someone wrote on the wall "Jade Helm has begun" or something like that, so maybe you shouldn't be such a smarty pants
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Now, granted, not every publication has the same high journalistic standards as the Shell station bathroom wall.
KatyMan
(4,195 posts)for Jade Helm bathroom graffiti....
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)"Oh, that was my crazy brother-in-law that believed that stuff. I never believed it for a minute."
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)onethatcares
(16,169 posts)midnight EST. It could still happen.