Millions Watch American Democracy’s Final Episode - Borowitz is on it

[Mira]

SIMI VALLEY, CALIFORNIA (The Borowitz Report)—American democracy, a long-running institution whose popularity endured for over two hundred years, drew millions of viewers to its final episode Wednesday night.

While the official ratings for democracy’s finale will not be available until Thursday, initial reports indicated that a larger than expected number tuned in to witness the last moments of the nation’s system of government.

Network executives had warned that the final episode was not for the squeamish, but many viewers were still shocked by how dark and apocalyptic it turned out to be.
One reviewer, calling the finale a “shattering conclusion,” wrote, “For casual fans of American democracy who weren’t paying much attention to it lately, what they saw in Wednesday’s episode must have come as a shock: a cast of characters who were thoroughly unlikable, unappealing, and, in the end, totally unredeemed.”

Still, based on the strong ratings for Wednesday’s episode, network executives decided to “supersize” democracy’s death throes by scheduling a dozen additional episodes between now and November, 2016.

In the words of one executive, “American democracy is not as popular as it once was, but a lot of people still want to see how it ends.”

www.borowitzreport.com

[world wide wally]

1. First show I've ever watched where I hope they all die in the end

[Mira]

2. I did not know how this could be resolved

and you walked in and showed me

[Marie Marie]

3. The better human in me doesn't wish death on anyone

however, the American in me who recoils in horror at ANY of these fools running our country, well:

[dixiegrrrrl]

5. ROLF!

[mountain grammy]

6. Thanks you for finding the words I could not find..

[rpannier]

7. I'd have been happier if they died in the beginning

rather than on stage

[L0oniX]

9. ^^^this^^^

[lovemydog]

12. duzy!

[rhett o rick]

4. But while we all watch the clown show, we must be careful not to let the DLC and DNC steal our

wallets. Borowitz points at the Repblicon clowns and says that they represent the death of democracy but I don't agree. We know they are clowns, we know they lie, but we need to look at the Democratic Party Elites, that aren't doing their part to save democracy.

[L0oniX]

8. Right now the DNC and DWS don't give a flying turd way about real Democracy.

[LongTomH]

10. Chaos on Bullshit Mountain!!!!!

We really needed Jon Stewart to cap up this crock tonight:

[roomtomove]

11. I watched

for the entertainment of it all, to find out who was the best masterbaterdebator, invoking their wet dream fantasies of being the next POTUS.