Almost a Darwin Award winner here...

[Archae]

Driver sets lighter to spider at gas station, burns pump

CENTER LINE, Mich. (AP) – A man with an apparent case of arachnophobia caused a fire at a suburban Detroit gas pump by putting a lighter to what he says was a spider near his fuel door.

WJBK-TV reports (http://bit.ly/1Fqtbo5 ) Saturday that he escaped injury and his vehicle suffered little damage, but the gas pump was destroyed. A clerk shut off the pump from indoors and called the fire department.

The motorist can be heard on the surveillance video at the Center Line station asking: “Is that a spider in there?” The video then shows flames erupting along the car’s side, the pump and the pavement.

http://wbay.com/2015/09/27/driver-sets-lighter-to-spider-at-gas-station-burns-pump/

[underpants]

1. Give him time