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JunkYardDogg

(873 posts)
Sun Oct 11, 2015, 06:03 PM Oct 2015

Ben Carson is the Yoda of the Borg

Last edited Sun Oct 11, 2015, 09:04 PM - Edit history (2)

As one gazes into the vacuous depths of Somnambulistic Swami Ben Carson’s eyes, the viewer becomes acutely aware and impressed that these are eyes into the deep, endless, bottomless cosmic black hole ( astro physically, a la Neil DeGrasse Tyson) of limitless ignorance. Ignorance on a level obtained by only a gifted handful of the most unenlightened spiritual leaders amongst us.

Having obtained this highly vaulted and rarified level of spirituality and infinite ignorance has propelled Soma Ben into the position of being the spiritual guide and Guru of the Collective Conscious, aka the Borg. Being the possessor and practitioner of such great and immense intellectual, spiritual, and psychic powers requires boundless discipline, and Yoda Ben handles these responsibilities with delicate perfection.

Come, join us on a deeply spiritual awaking journey with our spiritual master and guide, Guru Yoda Ben Carson, Master of the Universe.

Supplicants, the Borg faithful, in the presence of their hallowed Savant, become enraptured with his passionate guidance into the vast realm of spiritual ignorance. Captivated by the vapid, vacuous glazed gaze of Swami Ben, the Borg flock are hypnotically seduced into a mesmerizing trance of a collective acceptance, belief and allegiance of and to a value system of mind numbing ignorance.

Rather than using his super powers of spirituality to elevate people’s values and beliefs to a higher level of intelligence, Yoda Ben’s powers are used to reinforce the feeble minded that their ignorance reigns supreme and is indeed the pinnacle of human intellectual development (can’t use the concept of evolution here). Hence, Soma Swami Ben does not challenge his minions beliefs, rather as their spiritual leader, he gives them comfort and positive reinforcement that their ignorance is their salvation.

As to an example of Yoda Ben’s vast power of Psychic Domination, one need only to view CNN’s Wolf Blitzer’s interview with His Holy One, Yoda Ben. Swami Ben’s assertion that the German Jews themselves were responsible for the Holocaust went virtually unchallenged by the Jewish Wolf Blitzer. This could only have been accomplished by Yoda Ben’s complete powers of mind control which were exercised on ole Wolfie, because, as a Jewish person myself, I cannot envision how any Jew could passively and submissively sit there and accept such a vile assertion without going Medieval on Yoda Ben.

As possessor and master of his vast and infinite knowledge of all matters of ignorance, it is no surprise that Swami Soma Ben Carson has become the Charismatic Spiritual Yoda of the Borg and not just another insipid, self aggrandizing, morally and ethically bankrupt, soulless, vile, Rethug politician.

GRRRR!!!!


Purpose of this article: For the past month, I have been trying to figure out what is the appeal of this guy. Why do they like him, in an almost worshipful way. To analyze this, one had to not look at it from my perspective & frame of reference, but from their perspective. And this is what I came up with.

I got this link & story from "Bush Bites" at Daily Kos- it is real good
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Please check it out-
Bungling Surgeon Ben Carson Left Sponge In Patient’s Brain!
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/bungling-surgeon-ben-carson-left-sponge-patients-brain



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Ben Carson is the Yoda of the Borg (Original Post) JunkYardDogg Oct 2015 OP
Very good. scarletwoman Oct 2015 #1
Thanks JunkYardDogg Oct 2015 #2
At least Yoda with... 3catwoman3 Oct 2015 #3
both the Borg and Yoda were considered smart... yuiyoshida Oct 2015 #4
Gee, what gives you that impression ? JunkYardDogg Oct 2015 #5
Hey, Carson: hifiguy Oct 2015 #6
what is the appeal? because this guy is what idiot america think a smart guy sound like KG Oct 2015 #7
Simplistically, yeah JunkYardDogg Oct 2015 #8
Someone needs to tell Carson Jeff Murdoch Oct 2015 #9
It's The Peanuts. NonMetro Oct 2015 #10
The conspiracy theorist in me wants to LuvNewcastle Oct 2015 #11
You are probably right on a lot of this, but... JunkYardDogg Oct 2015 #12
He's going to be on the Rethug ticket. pnwmom Oct 2015 #13
Nor Sponges for Brains for that matter JunkYardDogg Oct 2015 #14
lol pnwmom Oct 2015 #15

JunkYardDogg

(873 posts)
8. Simplistically, yeah
Reply to KG (Reply #7)
Sun Oct 11, 2015, 09:35 PM
Oct 2015

But his appeal is much deeper than that
There is some kind of psychological effect going on here that is not present with the other candidates.
The question is, how/why are people so attracted to someone who is nothing but vacuous, there is nothing there with this guy
Sure they are suckers for character assassinations, but there is something else going on here
maybe you are on to something, they want to identify with someone who they perceive to be "intelligent", but whose "intelligence" is not threatening to their own sense of intellectual deficiencies.
That is why they hate Obama, his level of real "Intelligence" exposes their own intellectual deficiencies.

LuvNewcastle

(16,846 posts)
11. The conspiracy theorist in me wants to
Sun Oct 11, 2015, 10:49 PM
Oct 2015

call Carson's campaign a psy-op, but my practical side says that it's all some billionaire's twisted idea of a joke. Maybe someone is testing just how gullible and deluded our country is at this stage. Sure, it's possible that he's just some flake who decided to see how far he could go, but he's getting his money from somewhere. I think Carson is part of a GOP attempt to split the black vote by putting him on the ticket as a VP candidate. A lot of them really believe that a large number of black people will vote for other black people just cuz. The Republican Party represents the worst of America's flaws and focuses on every ugly little mole and wart. This kind of self-examination isn't healthy at all.




JunkYardDogg

(873 posts)
12. You are probably right on a lot of this, but...
Mon Oct 12, 2015, 01:03 AM
Oct 2015

That is the issue here, on all the candidates, it is an easy read,
but this guy has some real appeal,
he is an empty vessel, nothing is there
sometimes I think that he does not even understand what the fuck he is even talking about
so, what is the attraction here ?
A lot of young people like him,
I figure that they are all brain dead religious zombies


pnwmom

(108,978 posts)
13. He's going to be on the Rethug ticket.
Mon Oct 12, 2015, 03:27 AM
Oct 2015

They won't care about little things like sponges left in people's brains.

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