Who has a Republican Nemesis? I do. Darrell Issa.

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I was minding my own business at the Hot Dog Lunch from the American Association for Sausage Casings (yes, really) 7 years ago, and I got a hot dog. My God it looked good. It was a pure-pork sausage in a pork casing (they mentioned that as they gave it out) and I loaded that shit up with kraut, and mustard (not lame yellow mustard, the good grainy kind) and some peppers, along with celery salt.

I put that hot dog down for a God damned second and Darrell Issa stole. My. God. Damned. Hot. Dog.

His aides were looking kind of sideways at him. Gonzales of Texas, whom I had put down the hot dog to shake hands with, looked sideways at him.

But the fact is that this Republican piece of shit stole my ****ing hot dog.

I don't ever want a Democrat to "reach across the aisle" to him. Issa stole my damn hot dog. This man is my nemesis. I will literally do whatever it takes to see him finally defeated and humiliated.

"Nemesis: The retributive power of nature as exemplified by an implacable bastard." -- Guy Ritchie, but appropriate here.

[vanlassie]

1. Well, he never stole any food from me but I

can't stand his smarmy asshat face.

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2. Nor his hair, which looks like a damned squid that inked itself (nt)

[HassleCat]

3. That's lower than low

In some places, your family would arrange to have him killed.

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4. Right?

Totally unacceptable. I will destroy this man, somehow.