Halloween makes kids into Satanists!

[Archae]

Well, this ditz who was hit in the head with a big family Bible once too often thinks so...

Linda Harvey: Halloween Hands Kids Over To Satan On A Silver Platter

Submitted by Brian Tashman on Monday, 10/26/2015 5:00 pm

On Friday, Mission America’s Linda Harvey delivered her annual Halloween warning, this time telling parents to keep their children away from the holiday festivities. “Halloween celebrates the spirits of darkness like no other event,” she warned, claiming that demonic forces “are more active than ever in recent times in America because we are inviting their activity in our lives. So here’s my question about Halloween: Why hand your children to dark spiritual powers on a silver platter?” While it starts with children trick-or-treating for candy, she said, it then turns into parties, which she said are demonic and dangerous.

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[randys1]

1. Good, then they can go to Satan Church on Halloween instead of my house...

More candy for me ...

If you took Halloween away from me when I was a kid, I would have lost it.

[temporary311]

2. Well, duh.

How else does that person think we'll get the next generation to continue the sacrifices of christian babies to the Prince of Lies? Satan has a pretty specific diet and he doesn't exactly have time to run down to the corner store to pick up the other, other white meat.

[LongTomH]

3. The fundies have been pushing this line for decades!

These are the people who don't like sex, because it can lead to dancing!!!!!

[Archae]

5. I think this one had a box of Chick tracts fall on her.

Actually, several boxes.

[Lint Head]

4. Of course. That's why Linda Harvey is demonic.

She was assaulted by a bowl of Peanut Butter Cups.

[0rganism]

6. "War celebrates the spirits of darkness like no other event"

fixed that for her

[Codeine]

7. My kids worshipped Satan WAY before Halloween.

Dark spiritual forces are just how we roll up in Chez Codeine.

[Warren DeMontague]

8. Because Halloween, just like God and Satan, is just pretend.

[hifiguy]

14. Plus One Googolplex.

[newfie11]

9. Hey we all grow out of it

Now I'm a proud buddhist.
Had nothing to do with Halloween or Satan.

[longship]

10. Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! nt

[NightWatcher]

11. Except my 4year old Strawberry Shortcake knows it's all imaginary

Too bad these idiots think it's real.

I should start my own religion/church and separate these idiots from their cash.

[Dr. Strange]

12. This is why I hand out Chick tracts on Halloween to the trick-or-treaters.

#ShoutOutToMrCoffee

[hifiguy]

13. And people like this are not confined in secure places

and given the help and medication they so desperately need.

This kind of profoundly disordered thinking is reflective of a severe and deep-seated mental illness, and I am completely serious.

Long past time for sane people t start loudly and publicly calling these delusional dingbats out for exactly what they are - batshit crazy and clinically mentally ill.

Somehow I manage to feel a little more disdain for religion and its idiocies every day.

[B Calm]

15. SNL needs to bring back Church Lady

[Nye Bevan]

16. Ah, Halloween.

Fun, games, costumes, lots of candy, and selling your soul to Beelzebub for all eternity.