Kevin Swanson, friend to the GOP Clown Car, takes anti-gay batshit to a whole new level.

[backscatter712]

This was what he had to say on stage, where he interviewed Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee, and Bobby Jindal.

First clip, courtesy of Right Wing Watch, who takes one for the team so you don't have to...

“There are instances in which both the Old and New Testament speak to the matter with unbelievable clarity. You know what that sin is – it’s the sin of homosexuality. In fact in Romans 1 Paul affirms that this particular sin is worthy of death. The Old and New Testament, I believe both speak with authority and we outta receive it.”

Okayyyyyy....

But wait, THERE'S MORE!!!

“There are families, we’re talking Christian families, pastors’ families, elders’ families from good, godly churches,” Swanson said, “whose sons are rebelling, hanging out with homosexuals and getting married and the parents are invited. What would you do if that was the case? Here is what I would do: sackcloth and ashes at the entrance to the church and I’d sit in cow manure and I’d spread it all over my body. That is what I would do and I’m not kidding, I’m not laughing.” “I’m grieving, I’m mourning, I’m pointing out the problem,” Swanson screamed as he went off about people trying to “carve happy faces on the sores” of a society that is utterly “messed up.”

[MADem]

1. So THAT's what Joe and Bonnie's kid is up to....

[hifiguy]

5. Well played.

Well played, indeed.

[backscatter712]

2. The one question I have:

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How long will it be before he's caught taking a junket to Vegas with a rentboy and a suitcase full of meth?

Afterwards, he'll have a big show of teary-faced repentance with his Tammy-Faye-Bakker style wife in tow, sobbing about how horrible he felt for drawing happy faces on his pus-filled sores.

[hifiguy]

3. I'd throw in a buck

just to see a truckload of bovine excrement dumped on this inexcusable fuckwitted goon.

Nuttier than squirrel shit.

[backscatter712]

6. Careful, he might like it...

but yeah, it'd be fun to watch!

[lpbk2713]

4. Did he really say "unbelievable clarity" ?

Think about that for a moment.

Is this description to be taken literally?


BWAHAHAHA.

[backscatter712]

7. Oh, he's still at it.

Somebody get him some Thorazine, stat!

[backscatter712]

8. So let me get this straight...

If we read the Bible completely literally, getting some gay booty will get you sent to the Eternal Torture Dungeon (because God loves you)...

Yet slavery, according to the Bible, is A-OK, as long as your treatment of your slaves doesn't escalate to cruelty to animals.

Makes sense to me!

[NuttyFluffers]

9. he'd do all that everytime he was invited to a gay wedding? he should always be invited!

dude, free republican shit show for every invite? i'd chip in a kickstarter for him to rent out a bounce castle for bussing his ashes & cow shit to each wedding. that's quality entertainment right there!

jump higher on your mound of shit, Swanson! higher!