No one picks on France except us, says Britain
http://newsthump.com/2015/11/18/no-one-picks-on-france-except-us-says-britain/
David Cameron is to seek Parliamentary approval for direct action against ISIS to remind them that picking on France is Britains fucking job.
Britain has been fighting France on and off for a thousand years and still not beaten them so God alone knows what makes ISIS think theyve got a chance, a government spokesman told us.
In the days after the terrorist atrocity in Paris, the mood of the British people has swung firmly in favour of kicking the Daesh repeatedly in the plums until they are all dead, and they plan to stand shoulder to shoulder with the French right up until its time for the two nations to continue their millennia-long history of petty emnity.
The French Government have said that theyre very pleased their neighbours are planning to get stuck in with them against a common foe, but that doesnt mean theyll be getting Calais back.