Fiorina: I Will Not Be Bullied Into Telling Truth

[Zorro]

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Calling criticism of her misrepresentations about Planned Parenthood “typical left-wing tactics,” the Presidential candidate Carly Fiorina said, on Sunday, “I will not be bullied into telling the truth.”

Appearing on “Fox News Sunday,” the former Hewlett-Packard C.E.O. denied that spreading misinformation about Planned Parenthood was “in any way incendiary,” but added, “What is truly incendiary is demanding that someone who is seeking the highest office in the land stop lying.”

Fiorina noted that many of her rivals for the Republican nomination—including Donald Trump, Ben Carson, and Ted Cruz—had successfully used lying as a key element of their campaign strategies. “All I am trying to do is level the playing field,” she said.

Additionally, she argued that she had not singled out Planned Parenthood as the subject of falsehoods during her campaign. “Look at the things I have said about my tenure at Hewlett-Packard,” she said. “I have steadfastly avoided facts from day one.”

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/fiorina-i-will-not-be-bullied-into-telling-truth

[H2O Man]

1. Recommended.

Thanks for this!

[stage left]

2. K&R

Borowitz hits the mark. Liars gotta lie.

[lovemydog]

3. Haha!

Andy Borowitz nails it again.

[Wounded Bear]

4. SMMFH...

Borowitz is one funny man. The scary part is that I can almost imagine her doing that interview and saying those things.

The Repub race is boiling down to: Well they lied, I might as well lie, too.

[world wide wally]

5. I think I may have to agree with Fiorina thought about her culpability in all this.

Nobody pays any attention to anything she says anyway. You can tell that by her 4% ranking among her beloved Republican primary voters (this translates out to her being a true 1%er in the general population).
Just go back under your rock, Carly.

[valerief]

6. Thanks, Andy! nt

[KT2000]

7. Funny! she is one strange cowboy

who ever told her she was all that?

[rusty quoin]

8. And it's been the way with them for along time. When the truth hits you in the face...deny.

Andy is great.

[Duppers]

9. K & R

Horowitz nailed it again.

Still think he could've replaced Stewart or Colbert.

[friendly_iconoclast]

10. K&R-Borowitz has been hitting them out of park as of late

[davidpdx]

11. Funny stuff

[akbacchus_BC]

12. She has no idea what truth is! She is instrumental in the toxic environment

against Planned Parenthood and imagine this, close your eyes, she is a woman and had the nerve to lie. Shame on her.