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SALINA, KSLocal man Scott Gentries told reporters Wednesday that his deliberately limited grasp of Islamic history and culture was still more than sufficient to shape his views of the entire Muslim world.
Gentries, 48, said he had absolutely no interest in exposing himself to further knowledge of Islamic civilization or putting his sweeping opinions into a broader context of any kind, and confirmed he was "perfectly happy" to make a handful of emotionally charged words the basis of his mistrust toward all members of the world's second-largest religion.
"I learned all that really matters about the Muslim faith on 9/11," Gentries said in reference to the terrorist attacks on the United States undertaken by 19 of Islam's approximately 1.6 billion practitioners. "What more do I need to know to stigmatize Muslims everywhere as inherently violent radicals?"
"And now they want to build a mosque at Ground Zero," continued Gentries, eliminating any distinction between the 9/11 hijackers and Muslims in general. "No, I won't examine the accuracy of that statement, but yes, I will allow myself to be outraged by it and use it as evidence of these people's universal callousness toward Americans who lost loved ones when the Twin Towers fell."
"Even though I am not one of those people," he added.
When told that the proposed "Ground Zero mosque" is actually a community center two blocks north of the site that would include, in addition to a public prayer space, a 500-seat auditorium, a restaurant, and athletic facilities, Gentries shook his head and said, "I know all I'm going to let myself know."
Gentries explained that it "didn't take long" to find out as much about the tenets of Islam as he needed to. He said he knew Muslims stoned their women for committing adultery, trained for terrorist attacks at fundamentalist madrassas, and believed in jihad, which Gentries described as the thing they used to justify killing infidels.
http://www.theonion.com/article/man-already-knows-everything-he-needs-to-know-abou-17990
randys1
(16,286 posts)Was wondering why anyone would give a shit what this lunatic believed
Sounds like teaparty to me
pampango
(24,692 posts)him.
saturnsring
(1,832 posts)iandhr
(6,852 posts)I was punked by Andy Borowitz the first time I read him.
saturnsring
(1,832 posts)iandhr
(6,852 posts)saturnsring
(1,832 posts)who don't want to read fake articles know it's from the onion and they can move on
longship
(40,416 posts)Their biting satire hits home so often. One has to be in awe of their staff. Scott Dikkers did a good thing.
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)Brother Buzz
(36,466 posts)Like an idiot, I read to the fourth paragraph before my dim light bulb went on.
Vinca
(50,304 posts)In the age of Trump, it's all the same lunacy.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)every week in these times.
Had to double check that this was in fact the Onion.
Solly Mack
(90,787 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)then checked the link to see it was.
That's a typical Onion headline.