CDC: Donald Trump and Ted Cruz Test Positive for Fascism Virus

[LS_Editor]

This is a very concerning time for our nation. I am very concerned for the future, which the Republicans are taking away from future generations. Open fascism has become mainstream in the Republican Party, and not relegated to a small extremist faction of the party. Meanwhile, our country is disintergrating.

Trump and Cruz have been diagnosed with the "Fascism Virus" by a satirical political news website...

CDC: Donald Trump and Ted Cruz Test Positive for Fascism Virus

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) declared Republican presidential candidates Donald Trump and Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) had tested positive for the Fascism Virus - a mutation of the Right-wing Propaganda Virus. The CDC warned Americans the Fascism Virus was a highly-contagious airborne and electromagnetic superbug with no known cure short of a proper liberal education and being an informed citizen.

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Vigilance continued, "Americans can easily spot someone afflicted with the Fascism Virus by paying careful attention to what they say and what they do. If someone wants to shred the Constitution and curtail personal freedoms in the name of order, punishing real and imagined internal enemies, and waging foreign war, then that person has the Fascism Virus."

[world wide wally]

1. Maybe the worst part of it is that all the other R candidates are saying,

"Damn! Why didn't I think of that!"

[LS_Editor]

2. If I hear one more person say "Trump just tells it how it is" they will not be pleased w/ my words.