And YOU thought Rand Paul jumped the shark with the "Aqua Buddha" thing...that was a WARM-UP.

[Miles Archer]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2015/12/18/ben-carson-cat-collars-and-other-must-have-candidate-holiday-gifts-for-your-family/

Autographed Constitution ($1000)

“Wow, an autographed copy of the Constitution! That sounds valuable! Who signed it?”

“Rand Paul.”

[notadmblnd]

1. I hope he's holding his breath waiting for some dope to buy it.

[vt_native]

2. Cheesy and not appropriate with a founding document of this country.

I didn't say it well,and I don't worship the constitution, but this is really crass,to use this for fundraising.

[emulatorloo]

3. What's next, is he going to desecrate The White Album?

[gratuitous]

6. He'll buy that Wu-Tang album from Martin Shkrelli

After autographing it, the value of the album will immediately plummet from $2 million to a buck two-twenty.

[emulatorloo]

7. ...

[saltpoint]

4. Rand is out of his league. He's out

of his league running for high office and out of his league in the company of adults.

He hasn't realized the latter point just yet because he's in the company of fellow GOP presidential aspirants.

[Kalidurga]

5. This is next

[emulatorloo]

8. Holy cow, hope he runs those through the washing machine first.