Florida man (HIM AGAIN???) shoplifts two sex toys that he was "too embarassed to buy"

[Miles Archer]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/christopher-masters-steals-butt-plug-because-hes-embarrassed-to-buy-it-police_56745821e4b014efe0d54fda?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%2BNews§ion=weird-news

Christopher Masters, 33, was arrested Dec. 10 after a manager at a Spencer's Gifts store in Vero Beach, Florida, reported seeing him stick two sex toys down his khaki shorts, according to The Smoking Gun.

The cost of both products: $29.98.

When Masters left the store with his shorts allegedly loaded with toys, store security detained him.

The security staff told police that Masters supposedly admitted that he had enough money to pay for them, but was “too embarrassed to pay for them because they were sex toys,” according to the Palm Beach Post. Masters was arrested and taken to the Indian River County Jail and charged with one misdemeanor shoplifting count.

[yuiyoshida]

1. That photo

Looks like he just got a haircut... what's he wearing? Does he think he's the dark Knight?

[geek tragedy]

2. Looks like he's at the barber. nt

[yuiyoshida]

3. Yeah or just finished getting a hair cut

Like a Military buzz cut. Well, I am sure it will look good in Jail!

[rug]

13. Looks like he just had a cavity search.

[BeyondGeography]

4. The key question

Buying a butt plug might be embarrassing, but is it not worse to be caught shoplifting one?

[cwydro]

5. Too embarrassed to buy a sex toy.

And now his picture is on the internet, everyone knows he was stealing sex toys, everyone knows he was too skeered to buy them, and everyone knows he got arrested.

The irony.

[lame54]

6. why is this news

[DrDan]

9. Florida/South bashing - great fun for some

[Katashi_itto]

12. I enjoy it and I live in New Orleans.

[Historic NY]

7. Spencers Gifts sells sex toys........

wow....what happened to the blacklight posters and incenses.

[underpants]

10. Haven't been in one in a while but they were slowly creeping that way

Spencer's used to be the place we adolescent boys would "check out" the posters

[Hortensis]

8. Yes, what is it about all these "Florida men"?

[SwampG8r]

14. In our defense

Very few floridians are floridians
Most are from elsewhere and we get shlonged by their actions

[Hortensis]

16. I hear you're all senile, SwampG8r, so not responsible.

We understand.

Happy, happy,

[SwampG8r]

17. Senile! Why goldurn it

When i was young we would go to the store and get a chi ken for a nickle and we called them nickle.chickens but when they were a dime we called.em nickle chickens anyways but you had to gi e em 2 nickles for one......water ballons were called water balloons cause thats what they were.....what was i saying......oh yeah....get off my lawn!

[BlueJazz]

18. i take a fence with that. just because i live in florida does not mea..what? who is there?

[Omaha Steve]

11. Online would have worked

[bdwker]

15. Not a happy guy.

[ornotna]

19. Would you be happy

If you just had all your toys taken away.

[tblue37]

20. So now his embarrassment has gone national. Oops. nt

[ladyVet]

21. Dude! There's like, an Internet. And prepaid Visa gift cards. And, you know. Stuff. nt

[Kennah]

22. What are you in for? n/t

[JesterCS]

23. I call BS on his excuse