What documents do I need to go from Amercia to Canadia?

[MineralMan]

These new country names are really confusing, and I'm in a border state, so this is vital information.

[elleng]

1. Into Canada? I forget, been a couple of years,

but to return to U.S., Passport, Please.

[MineralMan]

4. Yah, I've got that. But what about Canadia?

It's a new world out there now. Turns out I'm an Amercian citizen now. I want to be in full compliance, you know.

[sharp_stick]

6. Canadia is at war with Amercia

unless you travel with information about Oceania you won't get far.

Don't worry though everything is double plus good here in Amercia.

[MineralMan]

8. And what of Eastasia?

This is so confusing...

[leveymg]

20. We have always been at war with Eastasia (and Canadia). Syriana, next.

Then Irania.

[Blue_Tires]

23. I thought "Canadia" was what they called Montreal's Little Italy?

[MineralMan]

26. I am unfamiliar with that city. I am bound for Saskatoonia, Saskatchewania in Canadia

I hear there are many opportunities for pleasure in that city, and many comely, biddable maidens there.

[teddy51]

2. Apparently, if you are a US citizen you do not need a passport to enter Canada. Hmmm

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Who would have known that? So a birth certificate or drivers license. However, returning to the US might be another mater.

[Harmony Blue]

3. U.S. passport

make sure it hasn't expired.

[treestar]

18. No, an Americian passport

[patrice]

5. Last time I looked: Proof that you have permanent employment there AND can speak French.

[onehandle]

7. Just slip them a beer upon entry.

Works every time.

[Fumesucker]

9. Just take off hoser..

[MineralMan]

11. So it's OK to go there, eh?

[1StrongBlackMan]

10. It depends on the direction of travel ...

From "Amercia" to Canada (even Canadia), a passport ... unless you have brown skin; then, NO Documentation to leave Amercia.

From Canada (Canadia) to Amercia, a passport ... unless you have brown skin; then, a passport, long form birth ccertificate, Baptismal Records, recent shot records, verification of employment (with valid I-9), AND notarized statement attesting to one's intention to leave as soon as possible.

[scheming daemons]

12. you need a passprot, a valid licenes, and/or a brith certifitace

[MineralMan]

13. Exelant!

[mysuzuki2]

14. I lost my brith certifikat.

can I just dorp my pants?

[MineralMan]

16. That wood be a highjean offense.

[mainer]

15. Just be sure your passport is valid for 2102

And don't try to use it for Mexcio.

[Systematic Chaos]

17. You may need to get vaccinated against Candida before you can go to Canadia.

And don't forget to always go to Canadia Dry.

[teddy51]

19. Here is the official site for required documents.

http://www.cbsa-asfc.gc.ca/security-securite/admiss-eng.html#s1

[malaise]

21. DUzy

[muriel_volestrangler]

22. A passport for your dog, for one, wherever it is

A lot of people think that if the dog is outside the car, then you don't need the documentation. Common error.

Also, you need toilet receipts for what you produce, both sides of the border. For all the family. If you're under volume coming back, they can make you wait. Pro tip: don't let the kids go till you cross over.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

24. Will you be crossing from Michigandia or Washingtonia?

[MineralMan]

25. I'll be crossing from Minnesotia in Amercia.

I could cross from Wisconsinia, though. It wouldn't be far out of the way. However, I fear the minions of the evil Lord Walker in that land.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

27. Beware the Jabberwocks in Manitobia.

[MineralMan]

29. Yes, and I will shun the frumious bandersnatches of

Nova Scotia. It is a fearsome land, this Canadia, it seems.

[cynatnite]

28. Why do you hate Amercia? n/t

[MineralMan]

30. I love Amercia, but I'm interested in foreign travel, and

I hear that some people in Canadia speak English. I hope so, since my French is at a high school level. It did not serve me well on my trip to Parisia in Francia.

[MineralMan]

31. I just ordered one of these, so I won't look like a tourist: