I liked the official Bush Presidential Portrait until they changed it.

[Ichingcarpenter]

[ZM90]

1. Is that a gameboy in the background?

I remember having so many good times with that when I was 9 with Pokemon Red, Blue, and Yellow. That Gameboy is much more interesting than Bush . Hell the Gameboy probably would have made a better President than Bush. I'm sure the Gameboy is 100x more intelligent than Bush and it isn't even a living object! This thread is now about how much better of a President the Gameboy in the background would have made than George W. Bush! Well we know the Gameboy wouldn't have done anything so no wars and no tax cuts for the rich.

[Ichingcarpenter]

10. Bush has lines of Coke on his desk, large game boy, star trek dinner plate. on the shelf. Laura

has pills on the floor and an empty bottle on the floor never mind the mantle.


I wished they had put bars on the windows.

[dixiegrrrrl]

11. what exactly ARE things on the mantle???

they look like......no, it couldn't be.....could it?

[LadyHawkAZ]

13. Yep, they sure are...

...bongs.

[Scuba]

2. Bush forget to clean the cocaine from upper lip.

[Ichingcarpenter]

3. Laura forgot to clean up the mantle and the stuff on the floor

I also like the no horse sign.

[ZM90]

5. The no horse sign also would have been a better President than Bush :P

[ZM90]

4. Don't forget the cocaine on his suit.

[bulloney]

6. Thanks a lot! I now have to wipe off my computer screen after seeing the dildos on the mantle.

I had a mouth full of orange juice when I saw that and the other props.

[WCGreen]

7. I thought they looked creepy before the doctoring...

When first showed her portrait on the TV, I thought she looked like a dominatrix and that she was getting ready to do some damage. Her dress looks like leather...

[Martin Eden]

8. Behind bars for war crimes would be the apprpriate portrait.

When he left office I wrote a poem about what I'd say to him if I could:


I’d tell you to go fuck yourself
But that is much too kind
Because if you could perform that feat
You’d take pleasure in your behind

I’d like to say eat shit and die
But you deserve much more
You should suffer all the grief and pain
Of your misbegotten war

Though I can never make you feel
Or think, or understand
I’ll take solace when you hear your name
Cursed throughout the land

From inside a lonely prison cell
Dark and bare and cold
Where every day you pay for your crimes
Till you’re sick, heartbroken, and old

And when you finally leave the earth
You fucked over oh so well
If there is a God and afterlife
You’re going straight to hell.

[Ter]

12. Look at those two dildos!

A white one and a larger black one!

[librechik]

14. the presidential dildoes?