Freak-out a Friday!! Please come CAPTION Bill-O, the Fecal Clown!!!

[skip fox]

Bill-O is saying, "And just me say this to those pinheads out there (and you know who you are!) there is no war on women. . . . Let me say it again, very clear and slow so it might get through all that wax you have in your ears (didn't your mothers ever tell you to bathe?): THERE IS NO WAR ON WOMEN!!! . . . Period. . . . Not from the Republican side at least! We see women as the complete equal to men. . . . Men don't get birth control pills at work! . . . Men don't need equal pay admendments or gender discrimination laws. . . Men don't file law suits about some hypothetical glass ceiling!!!. . . . It's only pinheads like you who want women to be dependent on government and others. . . . It's you who don't see them as equals, not me!!! . . . Now to our feature story. . . ."

[skip fox]

1. Did no one see this as a joke?? It's even too squirrelly for this nut.

Like the redneck bigot who says the nation prejudicially acts against those who want to discriminate. We're in effect obstructing his freedom from obstructing the freedom of others. (Such has actually been put forward by what is--yet-
-the fringe of the fringe.)

Or perhaps Friday has drained you from your humor? (Say it isn't so!)

Or perhaps you want to shirk your sacred duty of CAPTIONing??? (Think of the consequences!)

[skip fox]

2. Bill-O is playing his one song over and over: "I'll make this easy.

Pinheads are the ones who disagree with me. Patriots are my fellow kind. Pinheads have a narrow perspective. They always think their way is not only the best but the only way!!! No matter the evidence. After all, where has socialism gotten us??? Whereas patriots want the best for everyone so they're open minded. Just like I am. . . . I present these talking points in evidence. . . . Next up, a pimp trying to shake down the government for services rendered . . . ."

[lpbk2713]

3. "Would you buy a used car from this man?"