If things keep up the way they are going lately...

[cthulu2016]

we might have to include the Donner Party candidate in the debates.

[Scootaloo]

1. What on earth are you talking about?

The party that never goes anywhere and is prone to cannibalism is already there; we call 'em Republicans.

[cthulu2016]

3. Au contraire!

There are several threads here today saying that Democrats eat their own.

[freshwest]

5. There's always the 'Trash This Thread' option...

[elleng]

2. Sounds that way, doesn't it, cth?

[freshwest]

7. Glad I missed them...

[kenny blankenship]

4. Two zombie parties as it is

a third party insurgency of cannibals might represent progress, sad to say.

[malthaussen]

6. Donner party or dinner party?

Thumbs up for wit, cthulu.

Many years ago, I wrote a song in honor of you:

"Cthulu" (Sung to the tune of "Maria&quot

Cthulu, I've just met a god named Cthulu!
And suddenly I know how horrible a god can be!
Cthulu, I've just seen a god named Cthulu!
And suddenly I find that I've been stricken blind
And never shall I see again!

Cthulu, say it soft and it's just like praying
Say it loud, and it's you that he's slaying.

Cthulu, I'll never stop screaming.... Cthulu!

[freshwest]

8. Please give me the phonetic punctuation of 'cthulu' so I can sing along, LOL.

Everytime I see it, my mental tongue gets tied and I sort of make a raspberry. Not because of the person, but the name.

[malthaussen]

9. I've usually heard it "ka-thoo-loo."

But who knows how these Eldar Gods pronounce their names? Some of them don't even have mouths.

I think Lovecraft must have just hit random keys on his typewriter for most of them.

-- Mal

[freshwest]

10. I'll try that. I had something in mind closer to a sneeze and a dance.

[cthulu2016]

11. Better than Mister Mxyztplk

[malthaussen]

13. But the comic told you how to pronounce Mxyztplk.

"Mix-yez-pittle-ick."

Apropos of which, I was really shocked when I learned a few years ago that Adventure comics, the staple of my youth (Saturn Girl, yum!) was written by a 14 year-old kid. Dang me, what a genius!

-- Mal

[spanone]

12. i petitioning for a zombie forum