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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBorowitz Report: Palin Endorsement Widens Trump’s Lead Among Idiots
BOROWITZ REPORT
JANUARY 19, 2016
BY ANDY BOROWITZ
DES MOINES, Iowa (The Borowitz Report)An endorsement from former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is expected to widen Donald J. Trumps already impressive lead among so-called idiot voters, an aide to the billionaire said on Tuesday.
While Trump was previously thought to have a lock on the idiot vote heading into the Iowa caucuses, a recent surge by Senator Ted Cruz, of Texas, has put the idiots back in play.
Cruz has worked tirelessly in recent weeks to tailor his message to undecided idiots, even revamping his stump speech to rid it of two-syllable words.
Thats why Palin supporting Trump and not Cruz is such a win for us, the Trump aide said. Shes been out of politics for awhile, but she still has idiot cred.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/palin-endorsement-widens-trumps-lead-among-idiots
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Borowitz Report: Palin Endorsement Widens Trump’s Lead Among Idiots (Original Post)
kpete
Jan 2016
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spanone
(135,874 posts)1. tell it, andy!
lindysalsagal
(20,730 posts)2. Ha!
niyad
(113,552 posts)3. can he use even smaller words--maybe just pictures?
Wounded Bear
(58,706 posts)4. She still has idiot cred...
Gothmog
(145,554 posts)5. I love good satire