"Mice or moose to fool you. Gottja Gemini!" . . . Please come CAPTION Sarah Palin!!!

[skip fox]

Sarah ("I never, ever forget to floss.&quot Palin is saying: " . . . so now they're toking cucumber fritzes on the White House veranda cause they're too good for mint juleps, I guess, and another thing, I'm gonna put those CAPTIONers over at Democratic Underground, so-called, out of business 'cause there's no way they can satirize this patriotic bear scat with all the frosty trimmings, they'll be like whistling passed the dictionary graveyard with a gallon of bleach to take back their words or like little red riding hood-- . . . 'Red,' now there's a laugh!, why . . .. . . (blah, blah, blah)."

[Xipe Totec]

1. That coat makes her look like a half-plucked chicken

[Avalux]

2. Bwaahaaha!

[skip fox]

3. I was wondering what that looked like.

I was thinking along the lines of pubescent armadillo in first heat.

[lumberjack_jeff]

4. Heh. +1 n/t

[spanone]

5. one writer described her 'dressed as a porcupine'

[pinboy3niner]

6. And her voice "the dulcet tones of a screaming banshee on acid"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=7547156

[underpants]

16. It's "urban chainmail armor"

In case you are attacked by people with swords on your way to an important appointment to make a complete ass of yourself on live TV.

[Vinca]

11. It looks exactly like a porcupine that lives near my house.

Wish I had a picture of it because you'd swear she's wearing the porcupine.

[underpants]

15. I once had a clothing allowance THIIIIIS BIIIG

[Donkees]

7. Now my hand looks like a one-eared llama, see...

[hifiguy]

8. Herp derp, derpity derp.

Derpity derp, herp.

MONKEY PANCAKES, herp DERP!

[bobthedrummer]

9. I'll Chop The Heads Off Of Freedom's Enemies With This Hand Of Mine!!! Crowd salutes in response...

[Demonaut]

10. that chin should develop nicely

[underpants]

12. Trump's thinking: 5 more minutes. Can't go longer than 5 more minutes. Please God get this over with

[underpants]

13. Sarah's thinking: stretch this out for 10 minutes more. Haven't seen cameras like this in years

[pinboy3niner]

17. Trump: Okay, okay, you win. I'll buy you new clothes. Just don't ever wear that porcupine again!