Michelle Bachmann is back...

[Archae]

So...

How many laws are there against eating shellfish?

Wearing clothes made with 2 kinds of fiber?

Touching women having "that time of the month?"



Michele Bachmann Says Congress Cannot Pass Laws That Contradict The Laws Of God

Submitted by Kyle Mantyla on Monday, 1/25/2016 12:50 pm

In the latest installment of David Barton's "Foundations of Freedom" series to air on the Trinity Broadcasting Network, Barton was once again joined by ex-Rep. Michele Bachmann, who declared that Congress can never pass laws that violate the laws of God because doing so only "degrades the greatness of a nation."

- See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/michele-bachmann-says-congress-cannot-pass-laws-contradict-laws-god#sthash.PL98IZf8.dpuf

[BlueJazz]

1. No Michele, I'm afraid you're the one (and your kind) are the ones that degrade this nation.

We'd be much happier without you.

[Atman]

2. She figured if Rapture-Ready Bible Spice could make a comeback...

...maybe she could, too! She's just waiting for Donald to call.

[spanone]

3. bachmann degrades the greatness of a nation.

so tired of these mental midgets

[gratuitous]

4. Thankfully

Thankfully, this woman is no longer an elected official, and has no direct input into the making of our nation's laws. She can therefore be safely ignored, although it would be useful to keep a compendium of her lunatic ideas handy in case she ever decides to run for office again.

[oberliner]

5. The NT laws superseded many of the OT ones

"You heard it said....but I tell you that..." etc.

[Lizzie Poppet]

6. Ah, but which god, Michele?

What if you picked the wrong skydaddy? What it it's Crom? What if it's the Three Commandments:

1. Crush your enemies.
2. See them driven before you.
3. Hear the lamentations of their women.

What then, Michele...what then?

[Kalidurga]

7. Sorry Michelle

That was plenty stupid, but Palin still beat you by a mile this time.

[Odin2005]

8. She's angling for a position in a potential Cruz adminstration.

Classic wingnut welfare.

[B Calm]

9. I thought she disappeared with Mark Sanford on the Appalachian Trail.

[jmowreader]

10. Exodus 22.18 "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."

[Archae]

11. Funny thing, that's a mistranslation.

The original verse was "poisoner."

Somehow the mistranslation became common, and was "witch."

[lpbk2713]

12. She got her law degree from a bible school.

They presented it to her in a box of Cracker Jacks.

And she actually thinks it's a real law degree.