Hey girls! You like bad boys? Like... totally evil ones? ISIS has a dating-website now.
http://www.salon.com/2016/01/27/match_com_for_terrorists_trevor_noah_aims_oddly_at_an_isis_dating_web_site/
http://www.christiantoday.com/article/jihotties.new.isis.dating.site.uses.men.displaying.their.masculinity.to.recruit.brides/77494.htm
Hey, girls! Looking for a man? A real man? A hero?
You can now meet real warriors, real heroes, online.
What are you waiting for? Look at all these muscles this guy got from wielding machine-guns, kicking in doors and chopping off heads. Helluva workout.
So, come and travel to one of our compounds in Syria.
You will love it... or else we brainwash you into loving it.
You will never want to leave... which would be tricky anyway because we confiscate your passport and smartphone.
And if your newfound husband dies while fighting the Iraqis or the Kurds or the syrian rebels or the syrian army or Al-Qaeda or Hezbollah or Russia or the US, don't worry:
We have shit-tons of lonely, battle-hardened, emotionally stunted warriors available who aren't picky about who to ra... ehrm... make love to.