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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsHuckabee Decries Obamacare’s Failure To Help Slow, Cross-Eyed Cousin Who Got Kicked By Mule
NORTH CHARLESTON, SCLamenting that his kin just werent the same since while responding to a question at Thursdays undercard debate, Republican candidate Mike Huckabee decried Obamacares failure to help his slow-witted, cross-eyed cousin Chester who got kicked by a mule in early 2013. Hes got a big ol crater in his forehead and warnt able to member much, but dang nabbit, even Chester done know that Obamacare let him down, said Huckabee, adding that the Affordable Care Act had been a whole peck a trouble for his cousin, who could purt near only recollect five or six words since his accident but was still friendlier than a possum in a sack of cackleberries. If that dont beat all, they still saw fit to send us a dad-burned bill for who-knows-what gubmint gobbledygook, even though Chester aint a lick better off than afore. Ill tell ya, when that Obamacare bill showed up, I was maddern a wet hen. At press time, Huckabee was criticizing the Obama administrations disaster relief efforts for failing to save his Aunt Magdas shack from being swallowed up by a mud hole.
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HassleCat
(6,409 posts)What about the MULE!
Mendocino
(7,505 posts)Vinca
(50,303 posts)It's hard to distinguish their pieces from things actually happening on the right.