Bad Dad Lavoy Finicum (With Apologies to Jim Croce)

[MrScorpio]

Last edited Fri Jan 29, 2016, 06:16 AM - Edit history (1)

Well the East side State of Oregon
Is the baddest part of the region
And if you go out there
You better just beware
Of a man named Lavoy Finicum

Now Lavoy more than trouble
You see he stand 'bout five foot four
All the Eastside ladies call him "Tarpman Lover"
The rest call him "Attention Whore"

And it's bad dad Lavoy Finicum
The baddest tarp wrangler in the whole damned region
Badder than a IBS
And meaner than a pissed off paramecium

Now Lavoy he a farmer
As a foster parent he'd pose
And he like to wave his gubmint checks
In front of everybody's nose
He got a custom F-100
He got an 9-Milly Pistol too
All his kids are working on his farm for free
And the tarp he wears is blue

And it's bad dad Lavoy Finicum
The baddest tarp wrangler in the whole damned region
Badder than a IBS
And meaner than a pissed off paramecium

Tuesday less than a week ago
Lavoy he's ridin' to Burns
The road was blocked by the FBI
His truck skid and hit some snow
And it almost overturned
He jumped out screaming and waving his arms
"Shoot me now, I wanna die."
Well the trouble it then came upon him
'Cause Lavoy Finicum learned a lesson
'Bout messin' with the FBI

And it's bad dad Lavoy Finicum
The baddest tarp wrangler in the whole damned region
Badder than a IBS
And meaner than a pissed off paramecium

Well Lavoy once confronted
Went grabbing for his gun
Well the FBI was not amused
And made him Swiss Cheese just for fun

And it's bad dad Lavoy Finicum
The baddest tarp wrangler in the whole damned region
Badder than a IBS
And meaner than a pissed off paramecium

[Petrushka]

1. LaVoy Finicum, born and raised on a Navajo reservation . . .

https://www.facebook.com/bundyranch/videos/951100138300128/


FWIW: This video was posted on Facebook not too long before he was killed.