"Megyn who?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Greater Than First Rate!&quot Trump is saying: "So the chowder-heads in the media, like those knuckle-draggers up there, keep saying I'm obsessed with Megyn Kelly. . . . They couldn't be more wrong. They're 365 degrees off base. . . . Hell, I don't even care enough to remember her name. . . . Why several times each hour during the day, I find myself thinking 'Megyn who?' before I remember and go on to better things. . . . Besides Megyn-- . . . ah, who? . . . oh yeah, Kelly is just a third rate talent. . . See, that proves it!!!"

[ZX86]

1. Trump is a jerk no doubt.

But he has fearlessly called out Megan Kelly as a lightweight and Fox News as biased.

Something Democrats just don't seem to have the spine to do.

[left-of-center2012]

2. "GET HER OUTTA HERE!" n/t

[Lars39]

3. And double-naught...

[skip fox]

4. Hmmm . . .

The all-inclusive evacuation.

[Donkees]

5. Quote One Corinthians?

"I told you to have nothing to do with men with bad character’ (1 Corinthians 5: 9 )."

[randome]

6. "It's hard to be humble when you're as great as me. I taught that to Mohammed Ali."

"Score another one for me."
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[Johonny]

7. You know what a winner is, someone that didn't watch Ted Cruz debate Rand Paul on FOX news

Between Megyn Kelly and me, whose the winner now? There's two hours of her life Megyn Kelly's never getting back. It isn't fear that keeps me from these debates, its my winning instinct. Winners understand and losers wonder what Jeb! Bush thinks. If I wanted to watch someone probe Jeb! Bush I'll wait for the porn parody of the debates. Actually, I'm not waiting. I'm producing it now. Get my lawyers. We need to trademark that immediately.

[edgineered]

8. They're 365 degrees off base

Maybe he took a course in Palin-speak to come up with that.

[skip fox]

11. CAPTIONing at DU has traditionally been a creative activity

but most of us try to channel our subject's hypocrisy, word- and thought patterns, stupidity, blindness, egoism, deviousness, callousness, etc.

Here, I tried to marry his hyperbolic gene with the looseness of his thinking.

[edgineered]

13. I missed that. Good one!

The statement rang true to his character.

[Octafish]

9. ''Her! Take that scary woman out to the cornfield.''

Mommy!

[randome]

15. LOL!

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Don't ever underestimate the long-term effects of a good night's sleep.[/center][/font][hr]

[dembotoz]

10. god? your fired

[lovemydog]

12. 'One bigot to rule them all'

[Donkees]

14. He's pretending that the finger of God is touching his