"Iowa only has 4 letters. What kinda state is that?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("I can swallow my face with my mouth&quot Trump is saying: "What are they complaining about? It's always one thing or another with these press! A bunch of mongrel and rabid rodents, I you ask me. . . . Sure I said I was raising money for the vets, so you bet I channeled it to my foundation. . . . What are they pissing and moaning about? . . . After all, what's the best possible thing for the vets? . . Why having me as President, of course!! . . . And what's the second best thing? . . . Giving me their money so I can promote their causes with the Trump brand. . . . Imagine the pinhead press complaining!! . . . A bunch of epileptic squirrels making their nut, . . . a stampede of still-born rhinos, . . a maggot-ridden corpse on the Trojan plain, . . . an orgy of . . . (blah, blah, blah)"

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CAPTION based on the following DU story with a clip:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017326076

[Warpy]

1. The one of him leaving the stage is even better

because you just know he's going to go find a puppy to kick. I just couldn't find it at anyplace that would allow me to gank it.

[pinboy3niner]

4. Here...

[skip fox]

5. Donald is thinking:

"So much depends upon Depends!"

[2naSalit]

7. Thta one is way better!

It looks like he's trying to decide who to kill first.

[underpants]

2. Look! Isn't it enough that *I* put my name next to theirs

What is with these people?

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. and two of them are Vowellian!

[randome]

6. "When I'm President I'll do all I can to help the stupid voters of Iowa! That's a promise!"

[hr][font color="blue"][center]There is nothing you can't do if you put your mind to it.
Nothing.[/center][/font][hr]

[Donkees]

8. 2 damn Corinthians threw me under the church bus!

[Johonny]

9. Look I only got one less delegate than Ted Cruz, that's not a loss. I'll buy that one guy later.

What's he want to vote for me at the convention instead of Ted Cruz who might be Canadian? A million, I got a million. I'll gladly give it to him. You think I'm done just because people have voted against me and voted for probably the worst human being ever to run for the president out of Canada. I got plenty of money and delegates are just like everyone else, they all got a price. Ted Cruz has the idiots of Iowa, but I got the money and money will rule the day. You wait. I'm a winner, you know it, I know it, the delegates with votes and no money know it. They'll all be mine. There can only be one.

[skip fox]

10. Donald Trump is saying:

"I didn't lose. . . . I was just setting him up! . . . Are you kidding? . . . Use your eyes."