"I was hatched not far from here." . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!!

[skip fox]

Ted ("My Mama didn't raise no smarties&quot Cruz is saying: "Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump. . . . I don't know about you folks, but I'm getting pretty danged tired of hearing about Trump all day and all night. . . . Trump. Trump. Trump. . . . People don't want issues. They want Trump! . . . Nobody wants to about economics or trade. They want Trump! . . . Foreign policy? Wrong again. It's Trump! . . . Bloated government? A soul-crushing national debt? Our children's education? You'e way off. . . . All anyone cares to talk about is Trump! Trump! Trump! . . . That's all I ever hear. Is Trump."

[Gregorian]

1. I'mma let you have your debate back, but we have some negotiations to do over who builds the wall.

[Funtatlaguy]

2. Televangilist Ted says:

"And, any contribution of one hundred dollars to my campaign and I will send you a prayer cloth that has been personally anointed by my own tears from every time I hear about a baby being killed inside of a sacred holy womb or about two homosexual sodomites pretending like their supposed fake marriage is real".

[skip fox]

4. Welcome to DU Funtatlaguy.

Although it looks like you've welcomed yourself with a fine double-barreled CAPTION!

[Funtatlaguy]

5. Thanks, Skip

I've been around a while.
I used to be GeorgiaDem, but I had a computer crash problem and had to change name.

[skip fox]

6. I'm a Southern Dem as well.

Louisiana. Though the country I come from is called the Midwest, as Dylan sang.

Blue spot in a red state. When has really been anything different?

[hobbit709]

3. Hatched? I thought it was spontaneous generation out of some kind of slime that made him.

Hatched implies he's a higher lifeform.

[skip fox]

7. Ted Crtuz is saying:

"So I ask you, Donald, just how high can they pile it?"

[libodem]

8. Curb your dog

[hifiguy]

9. Hatched?

Shit, I KNEW it. Cruz IS one of the Lizard People.