The Onion: Obama Compiles Shortlist Of Gay, Transsexual Abortion Doctors To Replace Scalia

[loyalsister]

“These are all exemplary candidates with strong homosexual values and proven records of performing partial-birth abortions, but am I missing anyone?” Obama reportedly asked himself while reviewing his list of queer, gender-nonconforming, feminist Planned Parenthood employees, all of whom were also said to be black immigrants.

http://www.theonion.com/article/obama-compiles-shortlist-gay-transsexual-abortion--52361

[CentralMass]

1. :-)

[longship]

2. OMFG! The Onion! R&K nt

[malthaussen]

3. I want him to nominate Richard Posner.

That would make Mr Justice Scalia roll over in his grave.

He won't, of course, it's not a serious option. But it would be so poetic.

-- Mal

[Jim Lane]

4. Obama should confine his short list to gay Muslims

Sure, we need to promote the radical homosexual agenda and the destruction of the traditional family, but let's not lose sight of the importance of imposing Sharia law.

[awoke_in_2003]

5. From Kenya