Bored? Conspiracy theories about Justice Scalia’s death

[G_j]

http://fusion.net/story/269155/antonin-scalia-death-conspiracy-theories/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=fusion8&utm_content=8&utm_term=fusion-newsletter-269295

1) Bush did 9/11 and Scalia knew

The far-right blog “Abreu Report” writes that the Bush family is “suspected” of having Scalia kille
in order to prevent him from revealing the “involvement by the Bush family in the attacks of September the 11th.” -snip-

2) Scalia was killed in order to kill the Constitution

As soon as Infowars proprietor and noted conspiracy theorist Alex Jones heard about Scalia’s death he took to Facebook, posting an “emergency transmission” announcing the death of “Anthony [sic] Scalia.” Jones did not merely announce the death, though, and wonders if, as part of a broader plan to “kill the bill of rights and the constitution,” Scalia was murdered. Does he say for certain that Scalia was murdered? -snip-

3) Live Long and kill Antonin Scalia

Over at HardDawn.com, bold skeptic Stephenson Billings is posing the question on all our minds: “Did Leonard Nimoy Have Antonin Scalia Killed to Give Obama Enough Supreme Court Votes to Cancel the 2016 Election?” -snip-

4) The Clintons did it -snip-

5) God killed Antonin Scalia -snip-

Paul P. Waldmiller, also known as Black Robe Regiment Pastor, .... we must understand that “God allowed a wonderful man such as Antonin Scalia to be removed so that His people will finally get up off their fat Gluteus Maximus’ and remove the unrepentant evil that permeates and is destroying our nation.” Update: Glenn Beck is into this one.

[dhill926]

1. oh hell...

I'll take Door #1....

[RobertEarl]

2. Viagra did his heart in

He had a happy ending.

[Champion Jack]

3. Leonard Nimoy faked his own death with help from the Illuminati...

and he had Scalia killed. He did this so that Obama could unleash his global demonic, muslin, socialist, communist plans to covert god fearing christians to the vegan, gluten free gay.
David Bowie and Lemmy found out and were about to expose the whole thing, so he offed them too.

[NightWatcher]

4. I like #1. It's a combo theory. Now work in weather control satellites and JFK

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

5. Opus dei.

He didn't pay his dues.