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GAINESVILLE, FL A 37-year-old man is dead after his trailer home was destroyed in a meth-lab explosion, caused by him lighting up blue angels to amuse his wife.
The mans wife was found lying naked on the couples front yard, reportedly still laughing. A Blue Angel is when you put a lighter up to your butt and fart on it, making it catch on fire. Its funny as s, explains the mans wife, who claims to be an expert on the subject. Normally we go to Del Taco because of their $0.59 tacos, but we made some extra cash this week so we went to Chipotle. The farts you get from there could fill a gas chamber. I know hes looking up from hell laughing his ass off saying it was worth it, she says smiling through blackened teeth, apparently not caused by the fire.
The woman plans on suing Chipotle, which failed to address their peppers causing a higher rate of methane in human farts. She offered a statement, Im not mad about my husband dying, I just got my eyebrows did and now theyre gone. Chipotle Mexican Grill has yet to respond.
http://thevalleyreport.com/2016/02/13/florida-man-dies-in-meth-lab-explosion-after-lighting-farts-on-fire/
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hollysmom
(5,946 posts)sad but true
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The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,741 posts)I doubt even Florida Man would have been that dumb. Maybe.
Lochloosa
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(60,010 posts)Texasgal
(17,045 posts)Please... Please...