7 parking lot tragedies in 6 weeks

[bondwooley]

And that's just at Walmart.

Is it possible that the Witches of Salem are telling us where not to shop?

Article posted at Smashpipe.

Full url: https://smashpipe.com/article/630

[scrubthedata]

1. Seems to me

these stores should have valet parking. It might be worth it financially just to keep the customers alive until they can get inside and make a purchase.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

2. Valet parking, great idea ...

"hey kid, keep my riding mower where I can get to it fast, I'm just going in for a case of Black Label"

[scrubthedata]

3. Haha!

"and kid, don't touch that gun under the mower seat because I have pick up some ammo for it too. Think that's next to the Black Label?"

[fayhunter]

5. Their valets

should park the stores themselves on Mars. Or on Newt's moon colony.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

8. K&R here is your 5th rec... "Moon?"

[fayhunter]

4. Am I the only only one who

... really does find that my blood pressure and predisposition to rage is over the top when even approaching one of those stores?

[dixiegrrrrl]

6. "find that my blood pressure and predisposition to rage is over the top "

I usually do not get angry when seeing buildings, dunno how many others do.
I keep my rage meter running for genocidal Gov't officials.

[bondwooley]

7. Good point.

And I love your tag/signature line.

[dixiegrrrrl]

9. ty x 2....