Oregon militant accuses feds of committing ‘works of the devil’ in $666 billion lawsuit

[KamaAina]

Not The Onion!

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/oregon-militant-accuses-feds-of-committing-works-of-the-devil-in-666-billion-lawsuit/

Shawna Cox, who was arrested last month during the militant takeover at a federal reserve in Oregon, sued federal officials on Wednesday, accusing them of victimizing herself and her compatriots.

“I am asking for criminal and civil penalties for the perpetrators that subjected me and my witnesses to the crimes I have identified herein,” the lawsuit stated. “I Claim I and the others involved in these actions have suffered damages from the works of the devil in excess of $666,666,666,666.66.”

Cox makes reference in the suit to her current indictment on federal conspiracy charges following her Jan. 26 arrest, stating that she intends to ask jurors to pursue criminal and civil charges against state and federal officials who were “involved in the ambush that attempted to execute myself and others and executed Lavoy Finicum.”...

Her suit also accuses Harney County Sheriff David Ward and state Sen. Cliff Bentz (R) of being “directly involved in terrorizing the people of Harney County with calling out their thugs and making the show of force” instead of allowing a grand jury to hear the case concerning Cox and her fellow militants.

[dmr]

1. Damn, they're nuttier than a fruitcake. Do you have a link?

I'd like to read the whole thing.

[KamaAina]

5. D'oh!

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/oregon-militant-accuses-feds-of-committing-works-of-the-devil-in-666-billion-lawsuit/

[dmr]

6. Thank you.

This story is just too incredible. Sounds like the Onion, doesn't it?

666?

[DBoon]

2. Faces of meth?

Nt

[malaise]

3. THe most frightening thing here is that

Shawna Cox believes she is sane - and she has weapons.

[maxrandb]

4. Can someone please tell me why

Every single one of these asshats is NOT currently being tied around the neck of EVERY Republican and T-bagging politician in the country???

They need to be made the "Face of Today's Republican Party"

[snooper2]

7. I listen to right wing nutbags driving around...they haven't brought these terrorists up for weeks

Nothing..

Beck, Limpnuts, Michael Wiener, Levin,

None...they stay away from that topic like a 100 foot pole because they are smart enough to know their base loves these assholes, but they can't be associated with felons LOL.

[COLGATE4]

8. Another Constitutional scholar, proud graduate

of the 'Close Cover before Striking' University of Life.

[dmr]

9. Did you read the complaint? What the hell is "Next Friends"?

Good grief, delusional. There's an update. The judge threw it out. I guess he's part of the takeover of our judicial industry.

You couldn't write this for a movie, because it's not believable.

[hifiguy]

11. "Next friend" is legalese for a guardian, at least normally.

You see it in cases involving kids as potential parties.

[dmr]

12. That puzzles me. Cox wants "Next Friend" to represent her.

Of course she was trying to sue the whole bar association.

She reminds me of Orly, but stupider.

Did you read that thing? It's really demented, & these people are believers! Yikes!

[hifiguy]

13. I read a few pro se petitions when I clerked for a judge.

They were generally like reading the rants of Francis E. Dec, which cannot be explained, only experienced. Viz:

Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy made possible solely by Worldwide Computer God Frankenstein Controls. Especially lifelong constant-threshold Brainwash Radio. Quiet and motionless, I can slightly hear it. Repeatedly this has saved my life on the streets.

Four billion wordwide population - all living - have a Computer God Containment Policy Brain Bank Brain, a real brain, in the Brain Bank Cities on the far side of the moon we never see.

Primarily based on your lifelong Frankenstein Radio Controls, especially your Eyesight TV sight-and-sound recorded by your brain, your moon-brain of the Computer God activates your Frankenstein threshold Brain-wash Radio - lifelong inculcating conformist propaganda.

More schizoid hilarity at http://www.bentoandstarchky.com/dec/containmentpolicy.htm

[dmr]

16. Oh brother

Where's my tin hat?

[hifiguy]

18. Francis E. Dec was even crazier than Ron Paul and Ted Cruz.

Maybe even beyond Alex Jones. Let that thought bounce around the old brainbox for a while.

[gratuitous]

15. Unfortunately, it's not a stand-alone complaint

It was filed in response to the criminal indictment against Ms. Cox and her partners in crime. Too bad, because I wanted to see how she had scraped together a filing fee, and how she was going to serve all the defendants.

As it is, the quasi-legal gobbledygook Cox blurped forth won't be treated with much deference by the court.

[hifiguy]

10. This one deserves an express rubber truck

to the nearest looney bin. And I am serious.

[csziggy]

14. Update!

Update, 10:37 p.m. EST: KATU-TV reported that Cox’s lawsuit was dismissed after a judge said her claims were “not cognizable in this criminal proceeding and will not be addressed in this case.”

[flamingdem]

17. "not cognizable" is a great term

We can use that to describe the Republican party.

[csziggy]

20. I know - I love it. nt

[MH1]

22. Yes, perfect! nt

[hifiguy]

19. Translation (from an old judicial clerk):

"Get this crap out of my courtroom. This wacko is crazier than a shithouse rat."

[csziggy]

21. LOL! nt

[joeybee12]

23. Meth is a terrible drug...nt