Sign of the day...

[Playinghardball]

[Jim Beard]

1. Skunks had better run and hide.

And stay away from Oregon.

[2naSalit]

2. Why I... I...

Don't know what to say!

It's just so ...on so many levels.

[spanone]

3. ....or something like that

[oldandhappy]

4. Was wondering about grade level vocabulary

between Repubs and Dems. What do you think? I am guessing Repubs at 3rd-4th grade levels and Dems at 8th grade level.

[KentuckyWoman]

5. Betcha 5 cents his shoes are either tan or blue.

probably has blue eyes too.

[NBachers]

6. Why dinit I think of that?

and wasn't anyone there to stop him before he embarked upon this tomfoolery?

He's so pleased with himself!

[cascadiance]

7. His high school teacher must have said that his activity was descending too much in class...

... and that note made him confuse the meaning and spelling of another word he thought he heard from her instead!

[Binkie The Clown]

8. Maybe we SHOULD require citizens to learn English.

That moron certainly doesn't know how to use the language.

[lame54]

9. What does it day on the other side?

[Maeve]

10. Hold with other side out eom

[lame54]

11. think you mean holed

[Whiskeytide]

12. "If yoo cant speek English, git out". n/t

[imanamerican63]

13. Life is like a box of rocks, turn a couple of them over and you will some idiots hiding under them!