I finally found a way to genuinely enjoy a Donald Trump speech.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Here's how you do it. (Note: Your browser will need to support HTML5 videos in order for this to happen):

1. Go to Youtube
2. Find a Donald Trump speech. Any Donald Trump speech will do. Preferably one of his stump jobs, though.
3. Click on the settings button (It's the little gear shaped button at the bottom right corner of the video screen)
4. It should be checked "Normal." Uncheck "Normal", and then recheck "2"
5. Press play.
6. You're welcome.

It's the most epic Donald Trump coke binge ever.

True, you could do that with just about any speaker--President Obama, Martin Luther King, etc.

However, it works exceptionally well with Trump--the random stream of consciousness style, the wild hand gestures, the unrestrained egoism. It honestly shows what Donald Trump would look like if he snorted an eight-ball and then immediately walked on stage.

See for yourself....this is the only time I'll link to an entire Donald Trump speech just for the hell of it (Fast forward to the 36 minute mark for the speech):

But wait.....there's more!

You can also enjoy Sarah Palin shitfaced drunk. In order to do that, do the exact same procedure as above, except for Step 4, click "0.5" instead of "2":

It's the absolute best way to watch these two clowns as they ought to be seen. Again.....you're welcome.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

1. LOL!!

Thanks for this, I needed a good laugh this morning.

[beac]

2. You are right.

That is some quality entertainment.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. My entire day is shot. nt

[beac]

5. Oddly, slowing down Ben Carson to 0.5

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makes almost no difference at all:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

10. Ha ha! nt

[Arazi]

3. LOL!!!!

Kicked and recced. I needed that laugh this morning

[Tommy_Carcetti]

14. And this afternoon. nt

[PJMcK]

6. Brilliant!

Thanks, Tommy. This is too funny!

[yodermon]

7. lol now he sounds like Jim Cramer sound in real time n/t

[Brother Buzz]

8. There's random stream of consciousness then there's random stream of consciousness

[Tommy_Carcetti]

9. I need an intrepid DUer to remix the video of the Trump/Palin speech.

Have Donald speaking at double speed, and then when Sarah Palin comes on, switch to half-speed.

I guarantee it will go viral. Guarantee it.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

11. Just out of curiousity, I also listened to some actual good speeches by good public speakers.

I listened to the 1963 March on Washington, and Martin Luther King is just as powerful in both half speed and double speed. No joke.

I listened to Bill Clinton's First Inaugural Address. At double speed, he sounded like an old 1940s newscaster. At half speed, I just felt like I had dropped acid and was listening to Bill Clinton speak.

But there's nothing like Trump and Palin. Nothing.

[Kalidurga]

12. That's funny

that treatment makes both of them sound smarter.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

13. Or at least more explainable. nt

[Xyzse]

15. I may have to check it out later...

Thank you.

[awoke_in_2003]

16. Ok, I thought it was going to involve alcohol...

so I came in here to warn you not to get alcohol poisoning