Meet the Post-Super Tuesday Marco Rubio, now with 100% fewer Trump penis jokes.
SHELBY TOWNSHIP, Mich. Gone were the petty torments about the size of Donald J. Trumps hands and the orange hue of his skin. In fact, Senator Marco Rubio was all business on Wednesday, leaving aside the mean jokes about Mr. Trump.
Mr. Rubio spent the day in Michigan after a string of disappointing defeats in the Super Tuesday contests, rallying a rowdy but relatively small crowd compared with the ones he had been drawing.
He spoke to several hundred people at a banquet hall in Salem Township, Mich., in the late afternoon. And he kept the Trump insults limited to the developers business dealings and political ideology.
If we choose Donald Trump as our nominee, we will lose in November, he said. If we choose Donald Trump as our nominee, we will put in charge of the conservative movement someone who is not a true conservative. And if we choose Donald Trump as our nominee, he will have carried out the most elaborate con job in the history of American politics.
http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2016/03/02/after-losses-marco-rubio-skips-the-donald-trump-jokes/