I confessed that I use a fork when eating pizza--I have one more confession.

[trumad]

When I wake up at night to pee ---I sit down when doing it.

Bring it!

[valerief]

1. I sit down all the time when I pee. nt

[malaise]

9. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

So do I

[Lucky Luciano]

18. At his me, so do I - wife is happier that I don't make a mess of the toilet! nt

[ohnoyoudidnt]

2. Deep dish pizza or all pizza?

I have to know before I judge you.

[trumad]

4. All...

But only if it's to hot to pick up and eat.

[Bjornsdotter]

3. Aha! A fork!

.....but do you use a knife too? Inquiring minds....

[trumad]

6. Yes

[Bjornsdotter]

14. YES!!

Thank-you! I knew I wasn't the only one!

[steve2470]

5. gasp

Revoke your man card!

I kid!

I do also. Call us practical.

[HuckleB]

7. Nicholson Baker covers men sitting down to pee perfectly in "A Box of Matches."

And, dude, it's totally cool.

[840high]

8. I think I was married

to you at one time in my life. The peeing - not the pizza.

[petronius]

10. I don't care if you sit to pee or not, but I really don't understand

why that would be preferable...

[trumad]

13. You don't have to turn on a light.

[Lochloosa]

23. Thought it just didn't post it

[world wide wally]

11. Bad, bad people

[Wilms]

12. I'll bet you're glad you got that off your chest.

No reason to hold it in. Just sit down and let it flow.

[rug]

15. That makes up for standing when you shit.

[SCantiGOP]

16. I'm a real man

I stand up to pee while I am eating my pizza.

[In_The_Wind]

17. Two for two ...

I hate standing to pee

[sheshe2]

25. OMG!

LMAO!

I am with ya babe~

[sharp_stick]

19. You make me sick

I can't believe the urge to barf...A fork with pizza...If there is a God you will be standing to pee in the 4th circle of hell.

[Jim Beard]

27. It depends on the type of pizza....

normally I like to eat it by hand but if it is extremely sloppy and I keep losing my beloved Jalapenos, out come the fork.

[sharp_stick]

37. I know,

I forgot I wrote a joke reply last night. When I opened DU and saw a reply to a post of mine titled "You make me sick" for a brief moment I was really hoping I didn't drunk reply in GD-P.

Whew.

[Old Union Guy]

20. As long as you don't put ketchup on a hot dog, you are redeemable. n/t

[phylny]

24. Um....

[pintobean]

21. That's no surprise.

[So Far From Heaven]

22. You should be condemned to ten years

listening to the republic debates over and over.........

For the pizza massacre.

I also sit to pee. The price for forgetting to put the seat back down is so high I won't even contemplate doing anything else.

[giftedgirl77]

26. Lol, I'm pretty sure that would've caused a riot when I was growing up.

The pizza not peeing.

[kwassa]

28. I stand up when I eat pizza.

So there.

[kentauros]

29. Yes, but from where do you source your forks?

Do they come from roads or from trees?

As for peeing, all that matters is you're in the loo.

[Recursion]

30. You are dead to me (nt)

[Socal31]

31. The real question is....

What do you tip the delivery driver?

[pampango]

32. I'm a 'centrist' on pizza eating. I cut the first couple of bites, if it's hot, then just use my

hands.

[bemildred]

33. I think that scientifically people who tell other people how to eat pizza are jerks. nt

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

34. Do you cut up your spaghetti instead of winding it on a fork?

That would be unacceptable.

Except at Olive Garden.

[kentauros]

39. I do.

It's a choking hazard for me otherwise.

[CTyankee]

35. TMI, trumad. Cut it out, buddy...

[Solly Mack]

36. :)

[kentauros]

38. That is a logical method.

Because when you stand, you take the strong chance of peeing all over the toilet, the seat (or the lid because you were too groggy to lift it), the floor, and your legs due to eyes that are still bleary and half to fully shut because you just don't want to be awake simply to pee.

[taterguy]

40. Thanks for sharing

[Califonz]

41. Don't eat pizza with your hands in Europe...

Unless you want to convince the locals that you're a barbarian.

[stevenleser]

42. Yes but is that pizza from the Olive Garden? And does it have chicken as a topping?