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Psychiatrist of Ted Cruz Rescinds Clearance for Presidential Run
If a President Trump makes you concerned, just imagine a President Cruz. Satire warning.
Psychiatrist of Ted Cruz Rescinds Clearance for Presidential Run
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, the psychiatrist working with Republican presidential candidate U.S. Senator Ted Cruz of Texas announced he was rescinding his mental health clearance for Cruz to run for president. Dr. Hugo Eagle, a psychiatrist based in Houston, explained he thought it would be good for Ted Cruz to be thoroughly rejected by the American people, but he was very concerned there appeared to be a chance the psychopath could actually win the presidency.
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Dr. Eagle continued, "I cannot stress how dangerous Ted Cruz would be as president. Ted's life is a long story of antisocial and predatory behavior. Cruz completely lacks remorse and empathy, cannot create emotional attachments, and will try to destroy anyone not fooled by his naked manipulation."
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