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First Speaker

(4,858 posts) Wed Apr 13, 2016, 08:31 PM Apr 2016

OK--"Ted Cruz" and "dildoes" in the same sentence...

...I can't think of another goddam thing to say...

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OK--"Ted Cruz" and "dildoes" in the same sentence... (Original Post) First Speaker Apr 2016 OP

You got me Kalidurga Apr 2016 #1

I can't seem to get the gobs of Ted Cruz off those dildoes over there. CentralCoaster Apr 2016 #2

I was hoping to see a sentence that also included words like Half-Century Man Apr 2016 #3

If only the words "impaled on a giant" came between "Cruz" and "dildo" NightWatcher Apr 2016 #4

In my mental lexicon "Ted Cruz" and "dildo" are always adjacent. 6000eliot Apr 2016 #5

I once had a dildo inserted in my ted cruz. Blue Dalek Apr 2016 #6

Yeah, that's just redundant lagomorph777 Apr 2016 #7

Kalidurga

(14,177 posts)

1. You got me

Reply to First Speaker (Original post)

Wed Apr 13, 2016, 08:33 PM

Apr 2016

I can't either.

CentralCoaster

(1,163 posts)

2. I can't seem to get the gobs of Ted Cruz off those dildoes over there.

Reply to First Speaker (Original post)

Wed Apr 13, 2016, 08:38 PM

Apr 2016

In the corner, that fell off that circus trailer last night.

Half-Century Man

(5,279 posts)

3. I was hoping to see a sentence that also included words like

Reply to First Speaker (Original post)

Wed Apr 13, 2016, 08:57 PM

Apr 2016

Bludgeon, Clown, personal collection, flaccid, and arraignment.

Oh well.

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)

4. If only the words "impaled on a giant" came between "Cruz" and "dildo"

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Wed Apr 13, 2016, 10:24 PM

Apr 2016

6000eliot

(5,643 posts)

5. In my mental lexicon "Ted Cruz" and "dildo" are always adjacent.

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Wed Apr 13, 2016, 10:50 PM

Apr 2016

Blue Dalek

(178 posts)

6. I once had a dildo inserted in my ted cruz.

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Thu Apr 14, 2016, 03:46 PM

Apr 2016

lagomorph777

(30,613 posts)

7. Yeah, that's just redundant

Reply to First Speaker (Original post)

Thu Apr 14, 2016, 03:52 PM

Apr 2016

and repetitive.

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