"If I get my hands on them, they'll never call me a bully again!" Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!

[skip fox]

Donald ("I read the Bible every night, whether I'm with Melania or someone else.&quot Trump is saying: "No, no, Anderson, my enemies are very real. Very real! . . . Why this morning the Huffington Post tried to blame me for the recent upsurge of hatred, fear, and bullying in public schools. . . . Guess what they're calling it? The Trump effect! . . . Can you believe these people? . . . Where do they come up with this crap? . . . I'm telling you right here and now, Anderson, if they don't retract, my lawyers and I are going to bury that rag, . . . then we'll stomp on the graves of everyone involved! . . .The Trump effect. . . . Imagine!"


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The Huffington Post item in question:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-effect-southern-poverty-law-center_us_570e8619e4b03d8b7b9f2836?utm_hp_ref=politics

[skip fox]

1. Donald continues:

"And I'll tell you another horrible site: Democratic Underground! . . . You can't believe what they're saying about me! . . . And then there are certain clowns who write CAPTIONs that make me appear to be a bully and a thug. . . All sorts of things. . . . I'm taking names, Anderson. . . . I'm nothing like a fascist! I don't make threats. . . . Just promises!"

[Mira]

2. Take a look at my extra big right hand 'cause

that's the one I slap around with. Where's little Marco now?

[ohnoyoudidnt]

3. How am I going to make America great again? That's an excellent question.

That is the best question. I love answering this question and I will tell you exactly how we are going to make America great again. I'm going to fix things. I'm going to fix everything. Jesus died on the cross for your sins.
I love Jesus. Jesus and I are great friends. The best of friends. We are going to work together, Jesus and I. And we are going to make America great again. We are going to build that wall to keep out the Mexicans. We are going to torture Muslims and kill the families of people who could be terrorists until there are no more of them. I'm talking about making America great again, because that is what Jesus would want.
If you love Jesus and America, you need to vote for me. I'm smart and I'm rich. I'm richer than Jesus ever was. He was poor and I'm rich, but we both know about building things. I'm not saying I'm smarter than Jesus, but I'm definitely richer and know a little more. That is why we will make a great team.

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4. Caution ohnoyoudidnt, you

are channeling a monster. Take care of your surge protectors, your continuance gland, your frontal lobe. Wear protection for your face and head like a bank vault. If you smell rubber burning you may be blowing cranial circuits. Stop thinking of Trump immediately and seek shelter.

Otherwise welcome to the land of CAPTIONs. Yours was spectacular.

[ohnoyoudidnt]

6. Thanks.

I try not to stay in that place too long. It's like watching Fox, or lurking at that other site. Moderation is crucial to maintaining sanity.

[skip fox]

5. Donald continues:

"Those CAPTIONs at Democratic Underground really drive me up the wall. . . . I don't want to take names, Anderson, but if I gotta, I gotta. . . . Then we'll just have to wait and see."

[ohnoyoudidnt]

7. cont.

I'm not saying I'm against free speech. Free speech is a great thing. It's the greatest thing ever invented and when I am president we will all by saying merry Christmas again, but these liberals, these liberals don't understand free speech. They think it means they can say whatever they want. So we are going to have to watch them. We are going to monitor them just like we are going to monitor all the Muslims in America. We are going to make America great again. I love to cook and I like eggs. I make the best omelettes. And we all know, you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs. So, you know. Making America great again is a little like cooking. We are going to have to break some of these eggs to make America great again. And there are a lot of eggs, so many eggs. You wouldn't believe how many eggs we are going to break to make America great again. So people are saying things. I love saying things. Saying things is great. I do it all the time. But the things these liberals say. Well, you know they say some things. It's one thing to say things, but saying something else, that's a problem. It's a problem only I can fix. Because I have the recipe to make America great again and when I am president I will start breaking the eggs to do it.