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A Jew, the Pope, and a DUer walk into a bar ..... (Original Post)
Botany
Apr 2016
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trumad
(41,692 posts)1. For only 10 minutes?
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)2. I can wholly see that
R. Daneel Olivaw
(12,606 posts)4. ...
Autumn
(45,084 posts)3. The DUer beats the shit out of both of them and swaggers out and gets shot by Bill, 3 times.
Is that the punchline?
surrealAmerican
(11,360 posts)5. ... the bartender says, "is this some sort of joke?"
Deep
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)7. Leaves one both shaken and stirred
malaise
(268,999 posts)8. As we say in these parts
Eent
.....and then Skinner said to Earl G., "See, this is why we can't have nice things."
malaise
(268,999 posts)11. But which of the three did they bar?
The birdie, the pope or the DUer
The DUer [img][/img]
malaise
(268,999 posts)14. Hehehheheh
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)10. Was the bar having a special on Bloody priMarys?
malaise
(268,999 posts)13. You win
cwydro
(51,308 posts)15. Bwah!
You never fail!
Yupster
(14,308 posts)16. The DU'er got drunk
and lambasted the Jew about the evils of circumcision until the bar ran out of free popcorn, the cops were alerted and the owner locked the bar.