When backpacks are outlawed only outlaws will have backpacks.

[GoneOffShore]

No good guy with a gun needed.

http://www.france24.com/en/20160418-woman-bar-owner-slaps-down-armed-robber?ns_campaign=reseaux_sociaux&ns_source=FB&ns_mchannel=social&ns_linkname=editorial&aef_campaign_ref=partage_aef&aef_campaign_date=2016-04-18

[Orrex]

1. That took a lot of sack

[GoneOffShore]

3. Never mess with a French shopkeeper.

And I'll bet the robber didn't say "Bonjour, Madam" before he said to fill the bag.

That's what probably set her off.

[Orrex]

4. Of all the unmitigated Gaul.

[Glassunion]

5. I'm not Lyon when I say I think it was a Nice story.

[Act_of_Reparation]

6. You better stop with the puns...

...before someone Riems you good.

[Glassunion]

7. I Caen say that I've never experienced one. Wouldn't want to Rouen my perfect track record.

[braddy]

2. That was a really wild situation, even shots were fired, and they still kept it up.