No Dildo Sales In Texas. It Is Illegal. Self Stimulation A NO NO Per RW Christians.

[TheMastersNemesis]

One has to look at both the open obvious as well as the secret long term agenda of the RW Christians that is supported by GOPPERS.
They hate the idea of LGBT's and believe they must be repaired or destroyed. They hate fornications, self stimulation, sex outside of marriage, contraception, et al that is not approved in the BIBLE. That have the same sexual taboos as the most puritanical Islamic sects and one wonders if they have the same remedies.

No matter how minor these dictums are laws seem to be or how ridiculous or absurd or seemingly remote the fruition of these ideas seem to be they must be taken seriously. And non believers must fight back. To believe that such a draconian society could not come to pass is very risky. For example who would believe back in 1950 that a place like North Korea could survive and continue to exist into the 21st century. That such a totally outrageous and sick society could even exist at all. Who could imagine something like Boko Haram or ISIS could do as much as it has done.

As laughable as some of this religious bullshit is the passage of so many onerous laws around sexuality should be a wake up call.
These religious nuts are serious and determined to push their agenda on the US. A lot of this crap comes out of Texass. Sadly it is not the only state where this religious vomit originates.

[nichomachus]

1. That's because in Texas

Dildos are elected to office.

[Yavin4]

2. You will have to take my dildo from my cold dead hand! n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. They have plenty of dildos in the Texas legislature, don't they?

[lindysalsagal]

4. I assume there aren't any strip clubs in Texas, either? Porn shops? X-rated movies?

Don't make me laugh.

In 30 seconds I just found 26 strip clubs on a Dallas site.

That's allotta poles needin' tearing down....when they're closed.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

5. According to the statute that's been in effect for decades,

Possession of more than six dildoes (dildi?) creates a presumption of intent to distribute.

[pinboy3niner]

6. Texas Wars Episode 6: The Return of the Dildi

[madinmaryland]

14. Heh! May the Dildo be with you!!

[pinboy3niner]

17. "These are not the lightsabers you are looking for"

[alittlelark]

25. ROTFLMAO !!!

[Arugula Latte]

19. Lord of the Penis Rings, featuring Dildo Daggins

[Kip Humphrey]

26. Dildos are legal to buy & sell in Texas only if labeled and used as a teaching device.

Gotta go... I'm late for my dildo class!

[Yupster]

7. Are you saying it's illegal to sell dildos in Texas?

They're openly for sale in every sex shop I've seen in Texas., Are they all openly defying the law? Seems unlikely.

[Texasgal]

9. I may be wrong, but I do beleive

that they are packaged as "massage" type devices.

[Yupster]

11. I'll check next time I see one, but for massage devices, they

are sure designed to look exactly like penises, so color me skeptical. In fact some are advertised as modeled after one porn star or another's actual penis.

[Texasgal]

15. Oh yes, absolutley.

I've been in enough head shops and other places and see them, they do indeed look like penises. I think the "packaging" says "massage" or some such nonsense!

[Manifestor_of_Light]

21. I think I have also seen "Sold as a novelty only" or something like that.

They got sex shops now.

[Kaleva]

13. That's how they were marketed in catalogs back in the day.

[Kaleva]

10. What are you doing in sex shops in Texas? Research for a term paper maybe?

[Yupster]

12. It's been a pretty good while, but old married

couples get to spice things up too. (Young people look away)

[clarice]

8. They can have my d%^% when they pry it from my cold dead hands.nt

[Dont call me Shirley]

16. All these GOP pols passing antisex laws get caught in sexual acts with partners other than

their wives.

[Arugula Latte]

18. I'm so SICK of militant religious nutjobs calling the shots in this country!

We must take our country back from these fucking theocrats.

[KamaAina]

20. They'll have to mail-order them from Newfoundland.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

22. Batteries??

Batteries??? They don't know about STRAIGHT 110V coming out of the wall??? That would make their heads explode!

(Heard that from a friend of a friend to the tenth power.)

[AxionExcel]

23. Republicans need to toe-tap & wrestle their big fat noses into their own kinky diapers

...and keep their big fat stinking Big Government noses out of America's bedrooms. How freaking hypocritical and invasive can you get? Republicans have made a complete PT. Barnum-sham mockery out of the word "conservative."

[DetlefK]

24. This simply all about control:

- Control what women can do with their bodies.
- Control what you can do with your body.
- Control which kinds of partnerships are okay and which are not.


I have a theory why Conservatives don't like science: Because you can't control it.
No matter what you would like the outcome of the experiment to be and no matter what laws and sweet-talking and bribery and force you use, science keeps doing its own thing.
You cannot control science.
And that makes it scary.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

27. No dildos in Texas, but there's plenty of cattle

Hmmmm.....

[One_Life_To_Give]

28. What about Medical Appliances for the treatment of Hysteria!

They wouldn't dare ban a Medical Appliance would they? It's not like Hysteria is anything new with lots of history on how to treat it. And I bet in Texas it will soon hit epidemic proportions. ;^)